SchmoopDogMillionair

Ruining Ryan Goss' life one day at a time

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@DavidLove1097 🌚

[still kyle :) @mrdeath8000]

Represent

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

You know you've made some bad life choices when you end up at a Dixie Chicks concert

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@saturbae Thanks! And I'm always happy to help

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@DavidLove1097 You've corrupted another innocent soul!

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

I think we can all agree that 3 am fire alarms are one of the worst things that could happen to a college student

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@DavidLove1097 I'm still with you buddy!

[Ryan Goss @final_goss]

Happy Parade Day @Schmooppy #RiseAndShine #Schlain

[John Gunn @IAmJohnGunn]

"I want my organs donated so they could take them and rebuild me" @Schmooppy

[John Gunn @IAmJohnGunn]

"No cop no stop" @Schmooppy

[John Gunn @IAmJohnGunn]

I'm gonna miss ma boys @vaughn_jack @ryanpgoss @kpmott @larry_brett312 @Schmooppy @kphan97 @ctbrennan11 @Chrisfawaz @Jake15feldman

[Ryan Goss @final_goss]

Halloweekend hit me hard #SleepinInThisBoiii
https://t.co/ii61qvCbP9

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@DavidLove1097 @kpmott Just for the record, if those pumpkins were all being sold, I'm pretty sure the "ugly" one would be picked out first.

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

Now that we have new speakers, @ryanpgoss and I can blast Michael Buble and Abba nonstop for the whole floor to hear!!! #wewillneverstop

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

@ShaneDeVita9 @KearneyT28 Well as my birthday gift to you, I'll let you be the coolest kid for the day. Happy Birthday Shane!

[SchmoopDogMillionair @Schmooppy]

Here's a useful tip for college life: Bacardi and Emergen-C don't mix

[Ryan Goss @final_goss]

Requart

[Kevin Phan @kphan97]

I love being at this school; I just hate the schoolwork that unfortunately comes with it

[Kevin Phan @kphan97]

Finally sending out the first tweet... How the hell do I use this thing?