madeline

overwhelming surplus of diggity she//her BLM

[madeline @schmoopthoughts]

This girl just hardcore judged me for my crocs and i hope she knows I'm WAY cooler than her

[madeline @schmoopthoughts]

i want miso soup

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[bjoerk @ponyyyboyyyy]

fierce has no schedule..

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you’re concerned about how much water data centers use, it’s way less than agriculture”

YES BUT WE HAVE TO EAT. WE DONT HAVE TO USE AI

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

When you’re talking to a girl and realize she hates men as much as you do

[Sophia Grey 🍸🪩 @xo__sophia]

This could be us in Chicago this summer

[k @alfkkifine]

It was my birthday last week, and I was sitting in the breakroom at work when a younger coworker asked what my partner had gotten me. She already had her phone out, completely ready to see a picture of a designer bag, a massive $500 floral arrangement, or a viral-worthy dinner receipt.

I told her the truth: He spent his entire weekend covered in grease, replacing the alternator and brake pads on my car, and then he quietly paid off the remaining balance of my student loan that had been giving me rolling panic attacks for six months.

She gave me this deeply tragic, pitying look. “Oh. Well, that’s practical, I guess,” she said. “But you deserve to be spoiled. You know, the princess treatment. A man who really loves you wants to show you off, not just do chores. That's kind of the bare minimum.”

I just stared at her.

What she didn’t see was that for the last half of the year, I had been losing sleep, my hair was thinning from financial stress, and I was terrified to drive my car on the highway. My partner took his only two days off from his own grueling job, completely wrecked his hands under my hood, and drained his own savings, just to hand me back my peace of mind.

The internet has completely rotted our definition of romance. We have been brainwashed to believe that if a man isn't performing his love for an audience, buying things that look highly aesthetic on a TikTok reel, then he isn't doing enough.

We are out here casually calling a man's literal blood, sweat, and absolute financial sacrifice "the bare minimum" just because it doesn't come in a shiny box with a ribbon.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[lady . @LadyLondon]

ive never been pregnant— still pro choice.

next.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

you think the big beautiful orb in the sky that has been with you your entire life doesn’t notice you …

[jeri @biuechew]

being optimistic while being suicidal as fuck

[madeline @schmoopthoughts]

why am i giving?

[luis ruiz 🫶🏼 @luisrd]

to be fair the world is experiencing hitler and labubus right now

[N 🇵🇸 @aenxdxrr]

the concept of a song with the lyrics “summer isn’t over yet” peaking in the middle of january

[🎧 @headphoneemoji]

casually calling someone Baby to mess with their perception of our relationship

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[dookie @babadoookie]

Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”