Morgen Schröder

Fair warning, I mostly tweet about Chipotle, Cleveland, Feminism, cheese, and cats. Particularly #lilRon. she/her

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

A List of Pro-Women, Pro-Immigrant, Pro-Earth, Anti-Bigotry Organizations That Need Your Support https://t.co/dhA2Bma3w3

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

Typically my first stop when I arrive on mainland, USA is the Chipotle in Wareham. Today is no different 😊 #schmorggeatschipotle

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

This is something that I should have started approximately 15 years ago but it’s better late than never…

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

Huck had his ACL surgery today. And Alex got us Chipotle on his way back to the island 🤗 #schmorggeatschipotle from the 51-9 Commerce Way, Plymouth, MA 02360 location!

[Marnely Murray | Martha’s Vineyard @Marnely_Murray]

Cheers to Sunday and to bringing your own mug to coffee shops. This one gives you a 20% discount if you do! Check out Catboat Coffee by my friend @schmorgg & team! #MarthasVineyard

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

“You’re So Vain”: An Oral History of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days https://t.co/54Fe4H7r9z via @VanityFair

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

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[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

TFW you turn on the TV and find a HP marathon. Clear my schedule for the next 48 hours.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Just two rebels fighting the crushing power of the woke mobs and The Establishment.

(Also, under Musk’s stated policy, I’m not allowed to tweet his live location. 🤷🏼‍♂️)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

https://t.co/ShtckisD2o

[Morgen Schröder @schmorgg]

@ReverseFootball Hot take: these field conditions are why the Cardinals suck so bad?

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1960, four black college students staged a sit-in at a whites-only lunch counter at Woolworth's in Greensboro, NC.

They sparked a national movement across the country. Instructions were simple: sit quietly and wait to be served. #BlackHistoryMonth

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

How have they not made a clear iPhone so I can see the chips inside. The early 2000s really understood that we all wanted to see inside our devices

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Incredible that "Why should [profession] go on strike? My job sucks and pays like shit but I never complain!" is a wildly popular and respected opinion in this country

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[delia paunescu @delia_p]

i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.

"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.

what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?