Markus Schnapps

Roswell, New Mexico Represent 🚨 Founder CEO and CFO of Big Daddy Schnapps Pharmaceuticals 💊 Wake em And Shake em #barkbark

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Getting an oil change for Ol’ Betsy! Wish my Vietnamese neighbor could change my oil #ifyouknowwhatImean. If I smell Pad Thai one more time I might go over there and turn her kitchen into a sweatshop #ifyouknowwhatImean

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Thinking about the 1987 Armenian hostage crisis.. Got me feelin some typa way #HostagesInMyBasement

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

LORD and SAVIOR himself couldn’t get me to #pullout ! Cocoa butter QUEEN got me acting Nefarious!! My whore ex-wife built like Palm Tree 🌴🌴compared to this THICK BLACK GODDESS #AMEN #hotblacksexywomen

[CHUBB�� @cHUBB_FOE]

IF YOU DONT THINK SHE BAD YA BUGGING! #blackwomenlove

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Sonics waitress rolled up once and asked if I forgot to leave a tip. Told her to get a real job and threw my spiked Dragon Fruit Recharger with Red Bull right at her neck tattoo. Anotha’ win in the books for Daddy Schnapps #Notip

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@lionelmuff Glad to hear it Doc! If they’re old enough to take Estrogen they’re old enough to get Neutered!!! #LessBallsMorePallMalls

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Just had a wonderful midafternoon lunch with @DatBoyKrump. Only person who had a better time was our lopsided tittied waitress with the cleft lip. Old @tame_tha_blaze showed her what a Mississippi Reach-around is all about! #Notip though, act BROKE to STAY RICH

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

New @lionelmuff prescription has me feeling great! I could last 8 rounds with Tyson and 34 with Serena Williams. Kids and wife are #SCARED but BEING the BEST means BEATING the BEST! #rhinopillsCuredmyCancer

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Joe Biden would rather see a pink-haired gayboy turning my town into TrashFrancisco than let me shoot my LEGAL assault weapons. Three tours in IRAQ didn’t teach me to hesitate #shootersshoot #gayboymantlepiece

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Whether the NRA likes it or not.

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@JumangisWorld Little Jimmy batting 0-4 won’t make you nearly as happy as an overweight junkie @texasroadhouse waitress will. Blue long islands = driving home feeling like a NASCAR pace car #housearrest #kamalaharrisbloomingonion

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@JohnnyFuzbank Might want to think before you post Johnny! Your kid might get brutally assaulted in public if you keep it up! #KungFuLessons #furryartwork

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@BleacherReport Wish that fat Pig and his brother NEVER touch a football field again! Too many good men have died for His Libtard brother and that hooker slut to ruin this country’s pastime 🏈 @taylorswift13 & @BarackObama ruined FOOTBALL! #WakeUpAmerica

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

Finding comfort in the late night recently. Lots of Cabernet and skittles 🍷 Got the local P.I.M.P. On speed dial #3 Might blast him Up!

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@TheBigMilk17 Keep the homo comments somewhere else Russell. We had a blast tho 🔥happier than some Chinks in a fish store! say hi to the wife and kids

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

New ride at Universal was a blast! Me and the DAWGS 🐕‍🦺🐶 had a good time LOL neva know what’s gon Happen!. Miss my kids CHECK OUT THE VIEW 🎢🎢🤘🏼

[Markus Schnapps @SchnappDaddy]

@QuentinRemus I miss drinking good Bud Lite fore Biden made it gay ! Used to be a good time LOL #bidenruinedmylife