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Senior Analyst at Callaway Golf | Full Time Golfer Part Time Father | On The Pursuit of the Perfect Hole #findmeonthecourse

[Q @QuentinRemus]

T-minus 24 hours until cruise time. I’m currently gathering up all my one dollar bills and researching bahemian pick up lines. How we prepping ? @JumangisWorld @DatBoyKrump - Q

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@JumangisWorld Did you have o’malley
or vera, I need to know??? - Q

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Happy 54th birthday to my dawg @DatBoyKrump That boy fingering these johnnys like he never forgot. #roomate #fingeringitout

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@JumangisWorld @DatBoyKrump Hell yeah! @JumangisWorld Let’s hit that craps table and forget that we have child support due at the end of the month. First round on me brotha. #letsgetiton

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Crazy week at work but we’re back. Jumping on a cruise ship on Monday. The wife doesn’t even know about it since I’ve been staying with @DatBoyKrump Gonna be a week of hot tubs, papa jacs, and those sweet bahemian women. - Q #boozecruise #wontbesoberforaweek

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@DenardbigmanJ @DatBoyKrump Thanks! @DenardbigmanJ Really hoping I can find option B from your profile picture during my trip. Definitely could swim in some of that!!

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@BarryChurchCBS What a damn sharp shooter! #doesitburntho

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@DatBoyKrump @TitosVodka Only a half chub? That girl had me harder than Biden gets when he starts sniffin toddler hair! This movie is gonna be the best day of my year. #dune #zendayacangetit

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A meat stick a day keeps the doctor away! Isn’t that right @lionelmuff ?#meatinmymouth

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@MalikMacLeod @PintsO_Guinness Sounds like a good time, let me know and I’ll join you next time #dontwanttofeelathing

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Could go for a cold Miller Lite right about now, anyone else? - Q #thirsty #boycottbudlight

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@CUndergroveVICE Let’s go Collin! Might have to grow the mullet back out if you’re gonna be driving with the top down on that thing. I always thought the beaver paddle suited you. #nicewhip #apedrape

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@BarryChurchCBS This fridge would kill a victorian era child, I can’t imagine what it would do to a lefty!

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@DatBoyKrump @lionelmuff Just don’t bust out the black light! #balldrainage

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Wife just kicked me out because of the failed vasectomy, shoutout @lionelmuff. Decided to move in to @DatBoyKrump’s condo. Currently setting up my wife’s TV in the KrumpKave. Will post updates. - Q #nextchapter

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@tame_tha_blaze @lionelmuff Yeah I went into his office for a vasectomy and I’m still shootin swimmers!! Total scammer!! #totallyfertile

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Just got told that only the already brainwashed left can see it. So if you can see the circles kindly remove yourself from my followers.

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Buddy just sent me this and told me there are 16 circles in it. Not sure if I can be friends with him anymore because I’m pretty sure it’s just some kind of government brainwashing at this point. - Q

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For anyone who cares, the wife was not interested last night because “sHe hAs a mEetiNg wiTh heR coMpaNies CeO”, what the hell man. Does she not know how much more important my hole in one is. Ruby from the titty bar down the street delivered though- Q #mylifesucks #needmorehole

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@tame_tha_blaze I would love nothing more Blaze! #gametime