T-minus 24 hours until cruise time. I’m currently gathering up all my one dollar bills and researching bahemian pick up lines. How we prepping ? @JumangisWorld@DatBoyKrump - Q
Crazy week at work but we’re back. Jumping on a cruise ship on Monday. The wife doesn’t even know about it since I’ve been staying with @DatBoyKrump Gonna be a week of hot tubs, papa jacs, and those sweet bahemian women. - Q #boozecruise#wontbesoberforaweek
@DenardbigmanJ@DatBoyKrump Thanks! @DenardbigmanJ Really hoping I can find option B from your profile picture during my trip. Definitely could swim in some of that!!
@DatBoyKrump@TitosVodka Only a half chub? That girl had me harder than Biden gets when he starts sniffin toddler hair! This movie is gonna be the best day of my year. #dune#zendayacangetit
@CUndergroveVICE Let’s go Collin! Might have to grow the mullet back out if you’re gonna be driving with the top down on that thing. I always thought the beaver paddle suited you. #nicewhip#apedrape
Wife just kicked me out because of the failed vasectomy, shoutout @lionelmuff. Decided to move in to @DatBoyKrump’s condo. Currently setting up my wife’s TV in the KrumpKave. Will post updates. - Q #nextchapter
Buddy just sent me this and told me there are 16 circles in it. Not sure if I can be friends with him anymore because I’m pretty sure it’s just some kind of government brainwashing at this point. - Q
For anyone who cares, the wife was not interested last night because “sHe hAs a mEetiNg wiTh heR coMpaNies CeO”, what the hell man. Does she not know how much more important my hole in one is. Ruby from the titty bar down the street delivered though- Q #mylifesucks#needmorehole