Malik MacLeod

World Traveler / Contemporary Bagpipe Advocate / 3x Cortachy Highland Games Runner-Up #HustleOrGetHustled

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@0_0_1_Bitcoin_ Couldn’t have said it any better, this page is such an inspiration! It doesn’t matter what background you come from, if you follow the trajectory of Bitcoin you can change your family’s life for generations to come! We are seeing a reshuffling of wealth globally.

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

I must be a really good guy… Despite trying everything, (even chloroform) to shuck some clam and indulge in the pearl. My efforts have been futile and my Phallus is as dry as the Sand Monkey filled, oil producing countries out East. #StillNotAQuitter
#MaybeOneDay #PovPornHelps

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Woman explains why she makes “good guys” wait to have sex with her but gives it up to “whack dudes”

“If I give it to him to soon he’s gonna think I’m not a good girl”

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

Honestly Luke Skywalker such a bitch for this. To think I grew up rooting for this pussy… If I was his dad I would have done more than just cut off his hand to prevent the disgusting liberal disease from spreading. #Total180 #RedTeam #DarthVaderHoodValid

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I voted for four more years of an orange-free Oval Office. 🗳️☑️

#BidenHarris2024

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

I had a similar experience once. Back in 2008 @DatBoyKrump and @QuentinRemus brought me out to Bohemian Grove. They “held me down” and “forced me to watch” too. I left feeling “sick” although @lionelmuff later confirmed it was just severe dehydration. #BoysTrip #HappyEndings

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

🚨BREAKING: PROFESIONAL BOXER RYAN GARCIA REVEALS HE HAS PROOF BOHEMIAN GROVE IS REAL ⚠️

“They held me down and made me watch little kids get raped”

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@TheBigMilk17 @TokyoGiants I thought this equality in sports bullshit ended when @SarahFuller_27 could only squib kick it 17 yards back in the day… When will they learn that nobody playing or watching sports wants to see women on the field?

#BackToTheKitchenBitch #CaitlynClarkIsNiceTho

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

I see this as a selfless act…
Clearly this mask wearing man is trying, to beat the dangerous liberal “woke” agenda out of his son before it can take root. #ProperParenting
#WokeMindVirus #PutHisAssToSleep

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

ASSAULT?!?
If she were to squirt all over him it would be seen as one of his greatest accomplishments. Women need to be less tight-assed and focus more on keeping their asses tight! #VictoryLane #RickyBooby

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Man sprays bottle of champagne up women’s skirt.

Should this be classed as assault?

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@JumangisWorld My son plays right guard for his 3rd grade flag football team. (Every kid on the team is between 75-85 pounds) so clearly they’re just trying to hide him in the scheme. Only reason I still go to the games is because the team mom just got her tits done post divorce…

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@FergySimpson All of these damn granola girls selling their souls to the environment…. Yet they take an issue with NATURAL gas. This next generation has drastically contributed to my substance abuse issues

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@ReggieBink @DatBoyKrump Didnt know they had dropped the new Margarita edition, gotta love the “salted” rim!

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@batts_rick79114 Ricky, mixed emotions regarding the marriage of your bastard daughter are understandable. While he may be Jewish (the nose becomes more tolerable over time) at least you wont have to worry about his finances down the road! #Mazeltov #Draidle #Accountant

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@DatBoyKrump @TitosVodka Cosmo, Totally relate with your feelings for Zendaya. Sadly I wont be seeing Dune 2, my doctor recommended against it after my Cocaine relapse following Dune 1. All that talk about “the spice” had me rippin Colombian bam bam in the AMC handicap stall like it was Tijauna in 2004.

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@lionelmuff Lionel Enough of these “woke” ass posts each morning, youre better than that

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

Just walked into my local gas station and the lady behind the counter asks “6 Milly Wintergreen?” before I can even utter a word…

Some might say I have a problem, I call it a solution… #RIPTobyKeith #MommaWeMadeIt #TuckerCarlZynStatus

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

Anyone else get hungry as fuck at night? I would love a 2:00am Chipper Bowl with a side of chips & your mother’s box

#BulkingSeason #Gains #Macros

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@TheBigMilk17 @Applebees Russ, Sorry to hear you’ve stumbled across tough times. You are not the problem, those liberals dont deserve your business. Take your talents to @Hooters #SoBack

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@QuentinRemus Absolutely faced a @PintsO_Guinness mixed with some cough syrup. No other way to do it IMO… #OutOfBodyExperience #ThingsAreLookingUp

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@BarryChurchCBS The left hates anything that makes people innately happy. If I could vote… #Trump2024

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

This scene always grinded my gears...

Why would an affluent man ever trust A WOMAN to perform such an important treatment? #unrealistic

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

She accidentally gave her patient the wrong medication

[Malik MacLeod @MalikMacLeod]

@tame_tha_blaze @lionelmuff once said to me, "A specimen of your complexion has the perfect Jean Pool"

Not sure if that quack had just dipped into the ol' Peyote, but my tree trunks rest best in a kilt. And on the rare occasions I've gone swimming , I let my Loch Ness Monster dangle.