Zach Schneider

Engineering @stripe, previously @aha_io. Ruby, Rails, React±Native. Imagining Sisyphus happy. He/him. #BLM

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@JamesSharpsteen I'd cut those cards

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Campaign platform:
1. Copy/paste Bernie's website
2. Pack the court
3. Trains

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Trains rule, when I'm the president there will be so many trains

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@greg_doucette The name is terrible but I'd be surprised to learn that Pfizer didn't spend millions of dollars on it lol

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Coding is more about communicating than computing.

New data: the best predictor of how quickly people learned to code wasn't math or cognitive ability, but language aptitude.

Math skill was almost irrelevant. Coding is mastering a language, not numbers.

https://t.co/L3qviUueFx

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

She just does not miss

[Jennifer Epstein @jeneps]

.@aoc is at the Met Gala. The back of her dress reads "TAX THE RICH."

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@searls Is it cheating to use ActiveRecord::Base.establish_connection and rescue for missing database errors? https://t.co/cCMLjmL24n

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

I've seen a lot of calls to action in my day but "quit the app" is a new one on me

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@paleomexicano Headline's powertagged. "The doctors were not on duty at the time, gathering either before or after their shifts, according to a spokesperson." https://t.co/5lCu2e8wpI

[StClairCounty Health @stclairhealth]

What does the FDA approval of the Pfizer vaccine mean?
✓ It’s the most thorough review of a vaccine the FDA does
✓ 340K+ pages of research have been reviewed—all showing high levels of safety & effectiveness
✓ Get your COVID vaccine today!

For More: https://t.co/0a33rKPGNE

[Stephen Webber 🇺🇸 @s_webber]

Bring Afghanistan refugees to St. Louis.

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@christhekeele @AmericanAir Yeah, I fly Southwest every chance I get and they've never done me wrong. I fly American once in a blue moon and somehow I always regret it.

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Can't wait to wake up at 4AM so I can fly for 7 hours and get to my destination a day late. Great reminder to never fly @AmericanAir!

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@AmericanAir I don't blame y'all for the weather but it's deeply frustrating that your only alternative option requires me to leave at 6AM and triples my flight time. It also doesn't help that you rebooked me into middle seats for both legs tomorrow.

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Greg watching like #TheBachelorette

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Hell but it's a Sisyphean cycle of merging a dependabot PR only for it to send three more

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

Same energy #TheBacheloretteABC

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@jlongster Ah. Yeah, I'm not finding much 😞 depending on how motivated you are, page 5 of this paper describes a technique/exploit for recovering higher resolution from the clipped timer implementation, but probably not a very stable approach. https://t.co/sEaLHNH56K

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@jlongster Firefox also rounds to ~1ms but you can do this to get higher resolution again, does Safari also happen to respect those headers?

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@TheRealPomax @jlongster (Should've clarified that I'm not an actual IndexedDB geek, just someone who's easily nerd-sniped into reading specs 😜)

[Zach Schneider @schneidmaster]

@TheRealPomax @jlongster Screenshot above is from version 3.0 (https://t.co/u0RjJt0pst) but I think this paragraph from 2.0 provides an equivalent guarantee