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[alice ⎕ @schofield_alice]

Selling x2 Beabadoobee tickets for the Somerset House show in London on the 12th of July. Just want what I paid for them, DM if interested.
#beabadoobee

[alice ⎕ @schofield_alice]

@emmaschofield97 only just 🥲

[alice ⎕ @schofield_alice]

@emmaschofield97 no this is so embarrassing for you 😔

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

remembering what i did while i was drunk

[alice ⎕ @schofield_alice]

@BluestarHQ I used your “tap on, tap off” service today to get a single from Chanders ford to Southampton. I have been charged £8.60 for this which definitely isn’t right?

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

do you constantly think everyone hates you the day after drinking or are you normal?

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone

[Shyon Gredley @ShyonGredley]

Buying bread when you don’t live with your family is a scam. You eat two slices and it goes off

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

after venting do you ever just sit back and think like “I shoulda kept that to myself” or are you normal

[conan gray @conangray]

me and the rest of the gen z’s will successfully solve the overpopulation crisis by simply not having kids cuz babies r whack n sure stare a lot for a bitch who can’t fight

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Just been sent this by my sister from when I used to mark her drawings like a teacher in 2007. Why was I such a sassy 10 year old haha ‘date?’, ‘title????’, ‘very good but no wonky lines’ Hahahahahah

[toby @tobyomi]

are u scared all your friends secretly hate u due to years of passive aggressive school friendships where everyone ACTUALLY hated u but u couldn’t tell and now u are paranoid or are u normal

[Adam Hann @1975hann]

That was it

[Mary ✌🏿🇺🇬 @MaryxSSS]

I haven’t been doing too well. Retweet if you can relate #the1975