Emma 👩🏻‍🦰

Can’t spell dilemma without Emma

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

as if I jumped out on some poor middle aged woman thinking it was Adam and Toby actually mortifying why me

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@Tesco I haven’t kept the packaging of the mouldy items 😅

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@Plusnet I sent a dm yesterday

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@Plusnet as you used the phrase ‘ We believe we've now fully resolved your issue’ in regards to my complaint id like to make it clear you were absolutely useless, did nothing and I’d recommend everyone avoids you if they’d like to avoid going a month without broadband :)

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me :

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Season 3 time #LoveIsBlind

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Season 2 final predictions, am still a massive loser x #LoveIsBlind

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@antanddec please make sure my housemate wins the I’m a celeb competition he needs the spa day

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"It's not Hogwarts without you, Hagrid"

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@McDonaldsUK pls reply to my dm

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

8/12 #loveisland

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Hope you’re still alive 🥵 @schofield_alice

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@dazecoop @gnuman1979 @TheSeandk Fair enough, I think that’s perfectly valid 🕷

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Just lost a 50 day wordle streak, back to bed it is

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Keith that is an ARM

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@schofield_alice You put farts into wordle every day, that’s embarrassing x

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

I’m 25 in august :)

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@TheSeandk This is not what I needed for a Monday 🙃 someone found out I was 24 this morning, said ‘no way’ and then wouldn’t tell me why they were surprised by this 🥲

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

@TheSeandk Oh ffs 😂😂 I’m referring myself to my new house anyway gotta get my £££

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

🐙 https://t.co/vxvapnbt5t

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Season 2 final predictions, am still a massive loser x #LoveIsBlind

[Emma 👩🏻‍🦰 @emmaschofield97]

Hi I’m a massive loser but this is what I think will happen before I watch the final episode lol #loveisblind