school counselor

High School Counselor. Mom of teens. Lots of random stuff, shared anonymously. Here for fun, venting,& occasional rant. #feminist

[Blunt Educator @BluntEducator]

Easier to find a Dorse than a substitute teacher right now.

[school counselor @SchoolcnslrLOL]

@MrsHoover11 What ethical vet would do that?!?!

[school counselor @SchoolcnslrLOL]

@DrunkPrincipal That’s brilliant!!

[Drunk Principal (drunk/principal)...blue checkmark @DrunkPrincipal]

I didn’t watch that launch yesterday, so I am probably late to the jokes. That being said, I have suspended kids for making rockets that looked like this in Physics class

[Parasocial Momma🍲🏕️ @_Shan_Martinez_]

I think people who didn't grow up in the late 70s and early 80s have absolutely no idea how neglected we were & how socially acceptable dangerous ass shit was

Parents had literally no idea where their kids were or what they were doing like 90% of the time.

[Speducator @educatingsped]

Here’s one for administrators to pay attention to.

Supreme Court sides with cheerleader in free-speech dispute over Snapchat post - USA TODAY https://t.co/ZNFiU8Rdow

[Phyllis Fagell, LCPC @Pfagell]

"This school year is so long, you have to calculate it in dog years. I did the math, and we're just starting month 28." --7th grader

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

Sounds familiar. 😬

[Halee Matthews (Threads: same username) @haleematthews]

Southern does not mean rural.
Southern does not mean poor.
Southern does not mean uneducated.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Please pick up a brochure on your way out.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

RT this is you think that teachers and school staff should AT LEAST be able to write off $1,000 for school related purchases. #TeacherTaxCredit

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

You’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud dummy republican lawyer. At least pretend.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

We have students whose parents/guardians were laid off.

We have students whose parents/guardians got sick and/or died.

We have students who are helping out their families.

We have students who are in survival mode.

But yes, let’s test them.

[Drunk Principal (drunk/principal)...blue checkmark @DrunkPrincipal]

It’s almost the time when we find out which student is going to be pregnant at graduation. Don’t worry kids- I’ve for the Balfour rep’s cell phone number if you need a bigger gown. All I ask is that you not hold the gender reveal party in the cafeteria during lunch.

[ᜇ᜔ᜌᜈ᜔ ᜀᜎᜒᜃ᜔ @jaycudzzz]

Same day in 1952, then Princess Elizabeth, Duchess of Edinburgh ascended to the throne and took the name of, and being known as Queen Elizabeth II.

God Save the Queen 🇬🇧
#AccessionDay

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Hot take: if cutting out red dye fixed your adhd, you didn’t have adhd. You had a reaction to the red dye.

[That Teacher Grind @teachergrind]

I hope the people citing mental health, equity, and access when fighting for reopening school campuses keep the same energy when we do reopen.

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

None of these politicians are going to resign. Just like your worst behaved kid in class is never going to be absent.

[Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC]

Why do I support cancelling student loan debt for 45 million students? Because we canceled trillions in taxes for 600 billionaires. That's why.