Beauty & the Speech

CCC-SLP. Claiming to be a Floridian (but not a Florida Man). Disney, Dogs, Drinks, and Speech.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

I can’t wait to go home to my dog.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

Invited my mom for the weekend next weekend since shit is hitting the fan at her house.

How long until she says no?

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

I get so jealous that my husband gets to travel for work.

You mean a whole 4 day trip where you only have to take care of yourself? And someone is at home taking care of your family (dogs).

You work but also get time for yourself. For a multiple weekends a year?

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@ShorelyATeacher 🫂

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

Anybody else crossing their fingers that Trump and Musk get visited by three ghosts tonight and get told how shitty they are?

[Caroline Darney @cwdarney]

Me, watching Hallmark movies on my sofa

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@Ms_Gingerella UH OH

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@Chai_DogMom I ran this race. 😏

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

You cannot insist that the baby in a manger was a gift while claiming a baby on welfare is a burden.

You cannot praise the family who fled political violence into Egypt while condemning a family who flees political violence into America.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

I think I need to take like 6 weeks off of work.

I can’t because of bills and life. But damn. If I could.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@Jim_W78 Thanks. It’s just overwhelming when there’s always so much to do and I either have to do it or have the mental load to tell others to complete it

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

Man, I really want that Princess treatment. I want to not have to worry about anything. I want to be able to rest when I’m at home AND all the tasks are completed.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

My peak bi-sexual moment is that a friend of mine has assigned HOTTOGO as “my song” and she thinks of me when she hears it.

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@OuizerTeacher What’s your Bluesky?

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

Who is on 🦋🦋 and still wants to be mutuals?

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(me unhooking my own bra) thank fucking god

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

So freaking annoyed. I buy my husband AirPods on Black Friday deal (shout out Target). He’s traveling and lost his AirPods. He wants to buy himself new ones while at the airport.

I have to spoil his Christmas gift so he doesn’t buy new ones.

If he finds them imma be mad

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@strugglesaurus I love this so much that I can’t even explain it.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

I don’t know how people have kids. I’m so overstimulated with dogs that I ate my dinner in the bathroom because they were too loud.

[Beauty & the Speech @southern_speech]

@Iamivy05 Okay, but how?