Will Schott

VP of Midwest Sales, Callahan Auto | FOX Scorebug Defender

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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Will Schott @schott_will]

Achievement requires flexibility, and it’s a lot easier for it to come from one Leader than a hundred followers.
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I’m still on my same side of the battlefield, but the fog has cleared just enough to see the other side pitching tents and gathering wood.
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This number went from one to FOUR last night 😔

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The worst part of this Final 5 is that Michele will no longer be the only player to play multiple times and never get voted out.

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#Survivor
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Days can be pretty long. Stack MOMENTS.
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PSA: Milwaukee rocks

[Will Schott @schott_will]

We put in extraordinary amounts of work for qualities like “toughness” or “discipline” or many others, but they’re ultimately not earned by us—they’re granted from others.
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*Bows head, does the Sign of the Cross*

"Forgive me, Father, for I have been a real dingbat."

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@barstoolsports Might be cooked tonight...

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You might not belong in the Major Leagues, but your teammates probably aren’t the Yankees either.
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hometown kid is coming back to Indianapolis ‼️

welcome to the Horseshoe Caden 👏

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I wish I could retweet this 400 times

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Must not be about that action.