Michael Schrader

[Bushi🌺 @DreadB0yRoy]

That fat ass blue fish could never have this much aura

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch

Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is

[At The Buzzer @AtTheBuzzer1]

Caleb Williams every snap in the Chicago Bears backfield

[Michael Schrader @schrad10]

@jcupinacent Rip Jose tho

[Jake @JakeWally]

Oh my god. President Joe Biden has just traded 4-time All Star, 4-time Gold Glove, 3-time Silver Slugger, and 1-time MVP winner Mookie Betts for Alex Verdugo, Jeter Downs, and Connor Wong.

[Taylor @1goldenduck]

calling olivia rodrigo o-rod like she’s about to hit .330 and flash a little leather up the middle

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

You would need the national guard to keep me from providing the shareholders value.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Bro even the magic players are tapped in it’s SO OVER

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is how it feels to grab an ice cold domestic light beer from the cooler

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Guy who is about to drink like he used to:

Man I really can’t drink like i used to

[Michael Schrader @schrad10]

@Tim_Gilliard @zackn1999 That he gets no play I think

[will defries @willdefries]

while this objectively rules, imagine how much more it would rule if each of these bottles had individual grooves in the neck that shot beer down your throat at a faster rate than a normal longneck

[Demolicious @Demolition_d]

so depressed i can't even retweet attractive anime girls

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

“You better not be break dancing on Joe Flacco’s head when I get home.”

Me at home: https://t.co/QD6I2UBuPK

[Michael Schrader @schrad10]

@jcupinacent Is Juan Soto a better hitter?

[Michael Schrader @schrad10]

@jcupinacent Imagine thinking getting burned by Waddle, a 4.3 guy, then recovering and making a play on the ball during the catch means u suck

[jcup @jcupinacent]

Dad how were the Busch light apples?

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

the first and only vr thing that sounds fun

[Adam Blade @Red_Mage23]

Gaybe Newell: "we can't release hl3 because it would never live up to expectations after all this time"

Chadd Howard: "Here's Elder Scrolls VI after 20 years. It sucks just like all of our other games"

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I get a little republican when I think about burning man