beeves

heavy sigh

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Life hack: instead of engaging with dipshits you can just tell them they’re being a ham jello and not explain and go about your day while they Google what the fuck that means and get nothing but pictures of really unpleasant salad

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Men aren’t interested in history they’re interested in The History Channel. When you start telling them about actual history they get confused and make snuggling noises into their Michelobs.

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@fizleglitz Congraut… Autgrat… Congr…

Congratutism

There we go

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@wagatwe Literally they’re going to drag this baby through so many court proceedings. And probably foster care. Oh my god.

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Survived by her 9 year old daughter who watched the whole thing. What kind of life is she going to have? What kind of space will she be given to grieve? To heal?

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@Knothead9620 Get off my lawn

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I feel the need to point out that if your attempt to understand a woman emotionally involves any version of “women as a category all have this trait right?” You’re doing it wrong

But if it evaluates to free mac and cheese in my time of need I will offer no correction

[Knothead, Feral Lutheran Pastor @Knothead9620]

Fellas, this is what non-toxic masculinity looks like. Go and do likewise.

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@Now_Im_Gay Okay

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Stop calling men like this “traditional.” There is nothing traditional about being like this. They’re being violently and obviously out of pocket and trying to claim traditionalism to excuse it. The tragedy here is that this guy will probably never accept the psych help he needs.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Ladies please form a single line, this guy is available!!!

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@realgirl_fieri Can we get “not being dramatic” to just be a check box you can tick so we don’t have to waste characters on this disclaimer every time we know we won’t be believed

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This is such low hanging fruit but how wild is it that people think women are oppressed by hijab across literally all of the Middle East regardless of country or culture … yet we have Mormon standards of clothing modesty for girls enforced by government in public school

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@HumanbeingAwk Sometimes reading a tweet is the emotional equivalent of stepping on a Lego

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@realgirl_fieri Absolutely wild that there’s ever been any question of whether women are capable in management roles when that is in fact literally our primary prescribed gender role

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@realgirl_fieri I’m so conditioned to this response that I feel my brain saying “yeah see this is why it’s important to teach your partner how to help you before you have kids” 😳 get it out of my head please

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@travc77 No u

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Hey why did I open Twitter

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Pouring out a tweet for all the girlies who can’t remember their bullying trauma because they coped by “being cool with it” and effectively becoming a human bop-it while telling themselves “fun this is fun I’m having fun”

Defend your comfort it’s not silly it’s important

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@ElGranSenglar I mean my read is that they’re excited about the prospect of returning to a society where they can effectively buy a girlfriend with no cognitive or emotional effort but it’s anybody’s guess

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@CoachBalto Am I correct in understanding that these lines are entirely full of parents who just don’t want their kids to be on the bus with the poor kids

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Further interesting how we cover these ecological concerns as “threats to a few local species,” as if the ask is for people to care about those specific species and not an ecosystem, as if we can just sort of a-la-carte which birds we think are cute w/o listening to scientists

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It’s interesting how often ecological concerns about development projects, when they’re presented by Indigenous activists and environmental scientists together, are written off as “natives being sentimental.” One case: https://t.co/XObIE1cUcf