Matt Schuetze

Dealer of Lightning. Wizard with duct tape.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@bernhardsson Subscribe. I once worked an app release project plan with uncertainties on tasks and proper error propagation. My PMP project manager nearly had a stroke seeing the variance! He claimed that uncertainties just averaged out which is why projects finished on their deadlines.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@The_HarpersAFC @CityFieldhouse @drewchatty77 Feels good to snag the W.

[Ballybrack Seagulls FC @fc_seagulls]

It’s always great to get a positive result but nothing comes close the occasion we witnessed this afternoon & the relationships formed with our hosts @The_HarpersAFC The love,kindness and sense of being apart of something special was just beautiful 😍 Much love too @pirmas697 ❤️

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@nitsanw I did the same introspection: all 6 of my prior employers went through disruptive M&A of some kind. Maybe I was a chaos master too?! The only two orgs still standing: Cisco (where I am today) and MIT (who hired me as an engineer after my MS.) Disclaimer, your mileage may vary.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@abbey_schuetze @CassK9 All the more reason to grow my hair out. Great reference too!!

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@basedbeezy I recall 9/11 vividly. I was listening to Howard Stern when he broke in with breaking news. I watched the second plane hit WTC while in the Compuware fitness center with 100+ regulars. I asked af AF vet next to me why no fighter intercepts? He said too many civilians.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@basedbeezy My daughter born in 99 said: why are all the buildings falling down? Which was exactly when we turned off 24 hr tv news.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@Lorinrinrin @JM_Sparkle @CassK9 I made 18 eggs this morning. My ultimate goal: no shell bits. Hard bar to meet thought I think I made it!!!

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@nitsanw I took my kids and wife to swim with the manatees in Florida. I highly recommend it if you get the chance. #manateeismyspiritanimal

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@abbey_schuetze I had to file my moms taxes. That’s actually the easy part. Fending off all the credit card companies was much more demanding.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

Paul Nauman of @AzulSystems taking @detroitjava into the depths of JVM Bytecode compilation. Props to @GrandCircusCo for hosting. #java @java

[Simon Ritter @speakjava]

Near Detroit and interested in bytecode compilation and optimisation? Why not join Paul Naumann of @AzulSystems at DJUG with @schuetzematt tomorrow evening?

https://t.co/VsFUIvjnUK

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@abbey_schuetze I guess there are weirder fixations. This one does come back like clockwork though.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@JMHReif Jennifer Reif keynotes the November meeting of Detroit JUG @detroitjava Props to @allybank for hosting!

[Jennifer Reif @JMHReif]

Join me this Wednesday evening in Detroit and go from 0 to 60 with Neo4j! Hope to see you there! https://t.co/plpJtyZfSw #Meetup #Detroit

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@speakjava @joelcomm However Gray Hoodie Salad has a better chance at making it big.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@speakjava @joelcomm Gray Salad isn’t a strong hook either.

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Tony McCrary delivers a session on Graal, Truffle, and Substrate for ⁦@detroitjava⁩ aka deep diving into @java internals.

[Matt Schuetze @schuetzematt]

@ghillert @IRONMANtri Kick some ass! Don’t let anyone kick you in the head during the swim leg and all will be fine. Good luck!!