Kevin Schunk

Husband, Father, Central Michigan University Alum, Asst. GM-Ticket Sales Great Lakes Loons

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We're down to single digits! 9 DAYS

#OpeningDay, presented by MISS DIG 811

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Today we celebrate the women who help make the Great Lakes Loons who we are. From day one to today, their impact shows up everywhere. Happy National Girls & Women in Sports Day! #NGWSD

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The future just got recognized 👀

[Kevin Schunk @schunker61]

@WhiteHouse Children are running the White House…

[Kevin Schunk @schunker61]

Ummm…what?

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

The President of the United States is demented—morally and clinically. FDR was in a wheelchair from polio.

See if. you can figure out what the fuck he’s talking about.

“And my wife, by the way, my wife hates when I do this. She said, you know, she's a very classy person. Right. She said, it's so unpresidential. He said, but I did become president. She, somebody, she hates what I dance. I said, everybody wants me to dance. Darling, it's not presidential. She actually said, could you imagine FDR dancing? She said that to me. And I said, there's a long history that perhaps she doesn't know because he wasn't elegant fellow, even as a Democrat, right? He was the attack by Japan. You know, he was quite elegant. But he wouldn't be doing this. But, but nor would too many others, but she says, darling, please, the weightlifting is terrible. And I have to say this, the dancing they really like. She said, they don't like it. They're just being nice to you. I said, that's not right. The place goes crazy. They're screaming, dance. Please, but the weightlifting, but no, they go, get your help. And you see, I want to be more, but I have somebody watching. I want to be more effusive. I want to really, yeah. But she gets it. I dropped the thing, walks off the stage crying, her mother's crying, her father's going, "God gets up." He said, "Have you lifted before a little bit?" And he walks up, being, he could have gone, ding, ding, ding. I think it was 112 pounds, right? It's crazy. For the beautiful boxer, they have boxing now, and they have a young gentleman who transitioned. It was a very good boxer, but he wanted to be a woman, which is, you know, to each his own. Because they want to be very liberal when it comes to these subjects. I'm trying to get that road. It's not an easy vote to get. It's very tough for me to get it. But he transitioned, and he transitioned. And the girl was a champion boxer, from Italy, remember? She got up first round. He had a pum with a left, a left for those, everybody had his butt, but a left, least enough better than anybody. But a left is defense. He goes, "Pum." She's like, "Oh, my God." She walked to the corner, remember? She didn't go down, but she did everything else. She said, "I've never been hit like that before. I don't want to go out again. You can do it. You can do it." Bing. You walked off. She said, "That's..." He happened to win the gold medal that young woman. You won the gold medal. There were two transition people. They're both one gold medals. The whole thing is ridiculous. You have policy on your side. They don't have policy on your side. You have policy.”

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This Saturday, we're debuting our brand-new road red jersey—marking our first time in red since 2015.👀 The reveal video drops tomorrow at 1:05 PM and be one of the first to see it in person this weekend! #EveryonesHometownTeam

Opening Weekend tickets 👉 https://t.co/QS5gqzFrHl

[Kevin Schunk @schunker61]

@DonaldJTrumpJr What are you if you cancel childhood cancer research?

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#114. Congratulations, @7WROBO7 on your @MLB debut!

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

"If you can't beat em, join em."

The @greatlakesloons will salute a local summer tradition as the Pontooners: https://t.co/OmyuKj1qHO

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Your support throughout the season is greatly appreciated and with the fans in attendance today, we have reached a significant milestone. We have exceeded 200,000 fans in total attendance for the first time since 2017!

[Kevin Schunk @schunker61]

@CoachLaurenKarn Congratulations, best of luck!

[Brad Tunney @brad_tunney]

I mean... c'mon. 39 games clear of the next closest organization. #Dodgers

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Planning on coming to some games this summer? Save some money💰 with a voucher pack! Use 1 voucher or all 10 at one time. 👉 https://t.co/1GwpnivtOl

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And still one game left in the half 🤫

[Brad Tunney @brad_tunney]

You really did. Tonight was one of those special nights at Dow Diamond.

🏟 Electric sell-out crowd
💪 Unrelenting Loons offense
🔥 Fiery benches clearing scrum
🎆 Exquisite fireworks show

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There's no work, no worries, nowhere to be. When you're here, you're free to be yourself, to dive in, to dance in the warm night air. | Presented by Garpiel Group

🎟 https://t.co/dFADh1Jth6

[Brad Tunney @brad_tunney]

This current version of the @greatlakesloons might be the best the franchise has ever seen.

📝 @VicariJohn documents it all in today's media notes.

#Dodgers #DiveIn

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NEW FRANCHISE RECORD 20 RUNS!

Largest margin of victory in a single-game, throughout the history of Loons baseball!

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First team to 30 wins! That's five in a row! Onto Beloit!

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Four straight! That's why you play all nine!