Schuyler White

Gryffindor. Comedy. TV.

[pd @boolin]

#GameOfThrones

how bran won the iron throne

[Kristen @Kica333]

By the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of the following:

1. A drawer full of random cords

2. Tupperware with half the lids
missing

3. Anxiety

4. A collection of plastic bags full
of other plastic bags

5. Sleep deprivation

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

my nationality is Halloween

[Nicholas D. Lowry @NichoLowry]

#Emmys #creativearts @RoadshowPBS we collect nominations- 16 in all! #appraisethat #priceless - after the #redcarpet @MarshaBemkoEP @RealSamFarrell @skelliott99 @schuyler19 #newplaid #favoritetartan

[sarah k elliott @skelliott99]

More #CreativeArtsEmmys highlights! #antiquesroadshow #emmys2018

[Marsha Bemko @MarshaBemkoEP]

At #Emmy party with @RealSamFarrell @skelliott99 @NichoLowry @schuyler19 #antiquesroadshow !!

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

Hey @ScottRogowsky, any reason why you’re in this mural holding an Oscar? Is there something we don’t know?

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

Me: Gets a salad to be healthy
Also me: Eats all the croutons out of the salad and calls it a day.

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

I was snowboarding for the first time and fell over into a hole while being pulled up the bunny hill by a tow rope. As I was struggling to get up I heard the instructor of a nearby snowboarding class say, “Just don’t be like that girl.” #fitnessfail

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

@ileanadubaer 😂 I had a cold this week so I drank bourbon every night. Nature’s medicine!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

It is the period between Christmas and New year. No one knows what day it is. Time doesn't really exist. Can we start drinking at 10am? Why not. Existence is a confusion.

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

Among some of the greats @mindykaling @TheMindyProject

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

@ileanadubaer It’s only Tuesday 😬 also I️ accidentally dumped soup on my laptop this morning and ended up having to get a new one so I️ feel your pain

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

Give my dog an Oscar because she’s been convincingly limping for the past three weeks and after a visit to the vet, tests, and medication we just realized it’s all been a ruse for more pats.

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

@Edelman11 @allim621

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

I just tried to use my iPhone as my computer mouse so that's how my Monday is going. #fail

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

Things you’ll only hear in Salem - “I haven’t seen any wizard battles today. Unless they were really quiet battles and I missed them.”

[David Videcette @DavidVidecette]

And the quick thinking, kind hearted hearted human, right time right place award goes to... https://t.co/AYAA5fNTDA

[Schuyler White @schuyler19]

"Visibility sunglasses" or for the less hip "glasses."