Schwalbe

Bassist, scrub game developer, Polish bastard. Rumored to possess kids gloves made out of real kids.

also, twitch affiliate

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

https://t.co/XdkyFCwKoV

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

These fuckers will start WW3 just to protect some geriatric pedophile billionaires

[jamie @gnuman1979]

That's a great idea, thanks ICE

[Profesor Pingwin @ProfesorPingwin]

Szukanie pracy w Polsce be like:
>pracuj pe el
>oferta pracy
>aplikuj szybko
>wywala cię na zewnętrzną stronę
>aplikuj
>wgraj CV, a nasz zaawansowany system *HRpartner3000* zaczyta twoje dane
>system *robi to źle*
>ręcznie poprawiasz wszystkie dane
>osobowe
>odnośnie edukacji
>odnośnie każdej twojej pracy
>odnośnie języków jakie znasz
>dalej
>czy chcesz założyć konto w naszym systemie?
>pomiń
>konto w naszym systemie jest niezbędne do złożenia aplikacji
>zakładasz konto
>na stronie na którą nigdy więcej nie wrócisz
>dziękujemy, konto założone
>dalej
>wcześniej uzupełniane dane zniknęły
>kurwa.mp3
>uzupełniasz wszystkie dane od nowa
>dalej
>opisz nam swoje ulubione zwierzę i znak zodiaku
>dalej
>to teraz nagraj nam 30 sekundowy filmik, żeby pokazać nam swoją zajebistą energię!
>KUUURWA.mp3
>już zbyt wiele czasu w to utopiłeś
>wyciągasz telefon
>najgorsze 30 sekund twojego życia
>wgrywasz filmik
>gratulacje, twoja aplikacja została przesłana
>2 tygodnie później
>wciąż brak odpowiedzi
>3 miesiące później
>dziękujemy za twoje zainteresowanie ofertą pracy
>niestety zdecydowaliśmy się zaprosić do drugiego etapu kandydatów bardziej pasujących do danego stanowiska
>brak profitu

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

They didnt get nothing.

They got fucked.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

"Gen Z is lazy" is code for "Gen Z watched Millennials sacrifice everything and get nothing."

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Maybe I’m too much of a European, but I honestly can’t understand how so many Americans find it perfectly natural to be shot in the head on the spot for the slightest act of disobedience toward any sort of law enforcement. You might wanna revisit that "land of the free" thing.

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

Americans say they need guns to revolt against a tyrannical government but use them to shoot kids in schools instead

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

Surprise, mutherfucka!
Supplies, mutherfucka!
Some fries, mutherfucka!
Disguise, mutherfucka!
Some pies, mutherfucka!
All rise, mutherfucka!
Wrong size, mutherfucka!
First...!

...Supplice.

https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

KEEP FIGHTING THE HORDES OF AI SLOP! KEEP BULLYING EVERY TECH CEO! IT'S WORKING!

[MoiDawg @MoiDawg]

POV: You've spent the last 6 hours trying to regain control over your PC after Windows forced itself as the only operating system.

I have Linux on a 2TB NVMe.
I have Windows on a 1TB NVMe.
Linux is set to boot priority in BIOS.

WINDOWS STILL BOOTS.

Windows is a virus.

[Ania_In_UA @Ania_In_UA]

No, these guys do.

[𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝚁𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘 𝙳𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 ❦ @archonik]

Irytuje mnie jak Youtube wiecznie utrudnia komunikację z widzami. Już od dłuższego czasu ukrywa łapki w dół nawet w widoku autora na komórce i trzeba kopać, żeby je tam znaleźć. Potem zaczął usuwać bez pytania "niefajne" komentarze. Nie przesuwać do moderacji. Usuwać. Tak, że nawet nie wiem, że istniały.
A teraz już w ogóle nie pokazuje wszystkich komentarzy... tylko te, które uznaje za ciekawe. Żeby widzieć wszystkie komentarze w YT Studio muszę wchodzić do widoku moderacji, gdzie... też nie widać wszystkich chyba że ręcznie przestawię sortowanie z "Najważniejsze" na "Wszystkie". Ugh. Co oni tam mają we łbach...

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

Sometimes, when you have plenty of games to play, you get overwhelmed, and pull out an oldie from the comfort game bin.
Or just have a shit day.
It's both, so boom - once again playing the first game from Remedy:

Death Rally

https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

I'm feeling a little... evil.
...and because actual Dungeon Keeper starts being somewhat nerveracking to me after a while in it's campaign - let's play the roguelike version, that I got as a self-gift for christmas.

KeeperRL

https://t.co/vkukQz9PJn

@keeperRL
@epyoncf

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

Fuck Bethesda.

[J. Y. Song @Critical_Scribe]

The biggest issue with modern Fallout is that Bethesda, and the fanbase they cultivated with their games, are afraid to move beyond its initial premise.

Shady Sands being reduced to ruins in the show and how they’re handling New Vegas illustrate this, because both of those were beacons that humanity was on the first steps to recovery. There is a lot of violence and shady stuff involved, yes, but slowly and surely humanity was recovering from its sins, and that holds a hopeful message at its core. It’s inspiring and aspirational in many ways.

Modern Fallout does not focus on that. It chooses to wallow in its absurdity and apocalyptic setting while giving continued commentary on the “evils of man”, especially with its “critique” on capitalism through how they were the people that nuked the planet through a stupid plan rather than having it be the consequences of mankind’s predisposition for violence.

That, combined with often illogical, inconsistent, and, frankly, milquetoast writing, creates this shallow, surface level experience that doesn’t make you think, but instead distracts you from thinking. It feels empty after a while, and at its core it feels nihilistic in many ways.

You will tell me that Fallout has always been absurd and it has always had humor, and yes, both of those elements have been present since the beginning, but Bethesda ramped it up and leaned into it while forgetting to actually write something special on the serious side.

Which is why Fallout is in the state it is now, a denigrated shadow of its former self that has abandoned the hope of mankind’s perseverance in return for a fixation on the setting’s absurdity and taking safe shots at some shallow method of societal critique.

People may like it, but compared to what it could be? It’s an abject disappointment for me.

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

The last stream of the year, and I decide to... start... a new... Warband playthrough? Why?
...
... [shrugs]
It's cozy, now that I have some idea how to play it I guess.

Mount & Blade: Warband

https://t.co/vkukQz9hTP

[ven 🌈🌙 @VENTALIZM]

words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

Merry Christmas, Happy holidays... whatever, really.
Now that the holiday nonsense is coming to an end, let's have ourselves a jolly little fragfest in Quake Champions, shall we?
...I'll laugh if this will end up being "the big influx".

Quake Champions

https://t.co/vkukQz9hTP

[Schwalbe @schwalbe1728]

...I would like to name Guns Of Icarus Online, but the moment I say the name my urge to drink returns.

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

Name it!🚀

[🕹JustBern🎮 @JustBern64]

Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI, and pro human-made art.

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

I started wondering why music on YouTube suddenly sounded overcompressed (using a compressor/limiter, not lower kbps), where quiet parts would ramp up with noise, and low end kicks sounded anemic. This likely why. The AI enhancements.

Nevermind that artists pay engineers thousands of dollars to master and mix their music. @YouTubeInsider @YouTubeCreators @YouTube knows better than them.

It's like taking every painting in the Louvre and increasing the contrast and adding a teal tint to the shadows. Stop justifying your investment in AI by messing with art you have no understanding of and no business manipulating.

You want to add some useful ai features? Add subtitles that actually work and translate them into every language. Add a 'radio' button for videos to allow users to predetermine their own recommendations. Use AI to add categories to the massive catalog of content, so people can find things they are interested in instead of just randomly stumbling upon them.