Simon Young

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@DonutOperator @ArmedJ0y Bet he has the LED drilled out so no one knows he's recording

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@JeremyClarkson @Keir_Starmer I don't think he has a side other than his own

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@firearmvideos @TheAKGuy

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@Iromg Booo hoooo

[Lactose the Intolerant @Ersatz_F]

@Jaguar Copy nothing.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It doesn’t matter how old and worldly I become: if I’m left alone, as I have been tonight, I will watch a war film and have a Chinese take-away.

It’s the rules.

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@SkyNews This isn't news

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

If women go to sleep first ...

So true! 😂😂

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@adamhillscomedy This is all over, I had to go get my car from its MOT, it's 1.5 miles, it was raining and I had to do it on my lunch break. Every Uber driver declined the ride it wasn't in their interest.

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@TheAKGuy @MattWalshBlog In the UK we treat it as just as bad. A lady was sent to prison last year for 5 false rape claims.

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

On the south western railway home from waterloo @SW_Help haven't seen a guard to help anyone but have seen 2 "revenue protection officers" that rudely ask to see tickets. Didn't that used to be part of the guards service? #PublicTransport #Trains #CustomerService

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Good Boy.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@boringcompany You say world class talent however you seem to want it to be in NV or TX. Look further out to see the world.

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@harrismonkey just watched your @CarThrottle podcast. You’re a top bloke and you’re the best thing on #TopGear just thought I’d try and balance out the crap you get. #GoodWorkHarris #MentalHealthAwareness

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@piersmorgan @susannareid100 please can you share the fundraiser for teenage Cancer trust In memory of Natasha Young (née Longhurst) my wife who passed of cancer at 25? https://t.co/d1EZgYeXff

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@susannareid100 @piersmorgan please can you share my wife’s story? She passed from cancer at 25. BBC News - Southampton hospital wedding for terminally ill cancer patient https://t.co/TABKUj2sFM

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@piersmorgan please can you retweet to raise money for teenage cancer trust? BBC News - Southampton hospital wedding for terminally ill cancer patient https://t.co/TABKUj2sFM

[Simon Young @schwarmo]

@piersmorgan we’re raising money in memory of my wife who passed away at 25 from cancer, please can you retweet? https://t.co/XWrvZlyR8x