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@mikeslep @StevieJohnson13

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@MatthewBerryTMR 3% chance of making playoffs 3 weeks ago. Everything that had to happen did, I just needed to win. Down <16 going into MNF with Hurts + AJB. Needed OT to buy more time. Pass to Goedert puts me up .04! Then the INT. Worst beat in my 25 years of FF.

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@VerizonSupport my cell service has not been working for nearly 24 hours. I can’t make a call and don’t have time to go to a store. Can someone please help?

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@mikeslep @KyleBrandt This was Tecmo Super Bowl. Get your games right.

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@JeremyWGR @Marcel_LJ I already did it, but isn’t it against WORDLE Twitter etiquette to spill the beans? Big faux pas if you ask me.

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@mikeslepian @DylanScottTV I have a feeling whoever scores the most points will win the game

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@dbfeld @agetzenberg Yes

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@alexgleitman Your hot takes are rusty

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Enjoying the best dessert in all of Chicago (along with a great dinner)! Thanks @BavettesChicago!
#TheGreatAmericanTakeout

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@MattFtheOracle AB or Tyler Lockett, standard?

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@dbfeld @MattFtheOracle 👀

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@jmschwartz32 @BKweller @mikeslepian @alexgleitman @DylanScottTV I’d love to be part of an inside joke one day

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@mikeslepian @thurmanthomas @BuffaloBills Maybe you should stop attacking ranch dippers so much. They’re people too.

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@davidhenkes Skyline for every single meal.

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@JosephOnions @CPAPlanner What percent allocation would you recommend in global markets? Asking for a friend.

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@ajepenesa24 @JeremyWGR @BuffaloBills Welcome to the team! Find me @billsfan390!

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@davidhenkes This is the investigative journalism we need!

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@alexgleitman Should get his vote revoked. Just did it for publicity

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@alexgleitman 👀👀

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@alexgleitman @ChronBrianSmith Thank you