Joseph

mission to civilize. learning. CFP. CPA.

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@Loofyb0i Would be too perfect if this top-ticks

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@EricBalchunas Ha, perfect timing!

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@EricBalchunas Some doomerism, but the overwhelming feeling is much closer to euphoria. This IPO could have valued at $5T or $10T with no less interest.

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@NateSilver538 The end of this must be that his ex gf referred to his "Nazi tattoo" in August 2025 in writing, before Platner himself claims he knew it was a Nazi tattoo. This one lie is disqualifying.

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@HeroDividend @Archer_TheBeast True that there's only one reason, but you're getting the wrong reason.

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@YieldAlphaX @unusual_whales Fidelity has a limited allocation to the IPO. You think they are giving some to their $2,000 clients when they have $500K clients who want it?

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@EricBalchunas @CoinDesk Disagree on both. Looking good, and Bitcoin has not, does not, and can not do what you want it to do.

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@investwithwes1 The market is telling you that 4% can be achieved in treasuries, and MA's 4% can quickly become a 3% yield.

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@ModernAtticus @BurkiesTurkeys @BourbonCap Isn't this current market telling us those average historic PEs were too high due to slow growth and disruption risk? This is a 22 PE all day.

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@JonahLupton @mathlonning Have you considered that perhaps the CEO is exaggerating about growth prospects?

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@LevineJonathan @Timodc is this what you've been looking for?

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@SarahLongwell25 Kamala voter here. The counter-factual is that she would have permitted Iran to detonate a nuclear bomb in Manhattan before taking decisive action. Also, she'd have permitted the continued open borders that no one supports. Trump, while horrible, is better on these two issues.

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@Timodc @TheDavidPiv Real tattoo conflation. Nazi tattoo is disqualifying. You must end the conversation there.

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@JerryCap The company is called Meta because Zuck was not content merely to keep spending money on stupid shit, he changed the entity's name to memorialize its commitment to spending money on stupid shit as its central identity.

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In addition to community property question (you misread the Ruling you cite,) you'd have a half-step up on all the appreciated jointly-owned holdings, not a full step-up on half of them.

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@ItsWhoYouKnow_ @blxcklxbxrxtxry @Rick_Ferri JTWROS does not tell you whether it's community property or not.

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@wideofthepost The campaign itself found out about this only from Mrs. Platner, not Mr. Platner, which shows how deeply unserious he is as a candidate. Nazi tattoo is disqualifying for every ethical voter.

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@sgodofsk @yimbyism @KelseyTuoc You draw interesting moral lines.
https://t.co/EshKCtMztA

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This is not true, cheating on your spouse isn't normal, nor should it be tolerated. And on top of that politicians who get CAUGHT cheating have probably been doing it a lot, not just one little whoopsie.

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@FinanceJack44 Meta has a history of incinerating capital for years before noticing that there was 0 return.

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@joecarlsonshow Why not debt though?