Schwedo

Scruffy-looking nerf herder

[Schwedo @schwedo]

Det låter som när treåringen pratar engelska.
http://t.co/6XZnOaU2Bl

[Jack Werner @kwasbeb]

Yas plas, Wandows

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Can I watch the Star Wars movie with Jar Jar Binks?

Me:

Wife: Your daughter is talking to you.

Me: I have no daughter.

[Schwedo @schwedo]

LIVE på #Periscope https://t.co/eq9L52mJpU

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

BREAKING NEWS! THE NEW SERIES OF #DOCTORWHO BEGINS SATURDAY, 19 SEPTEMBER, 2015. http://t.co/ny2qQVYKHw @BBCOne

[Remember H. Rosling @HansRosling]

To be honest, we Swedish dads started taking parental leave in the 1970'ies because we were forced by empowered wives; thanks for that push😊

[Remember H. Rosling @HansRosling]

CNN: Dads cherish Sweden's parental leave http://t.co/feDXuSuUvS Hm, we don't love the leave, we demand it because we love our children!

[Schwedo @schwedo]

Så här borde man göra med ungarnas grejer innan dom lär sig att läsa :)RT @WhatTheFMemes: Good thing he can't read. http://t.co/jfBjkIyTeN

[Schwedo @schwedo]

@tobbelandgren Bra skit! Jag fick hem Satan Worshipping Doom på vinyl idag, köpte båda varianterna för säkerhets skull :)

[Schwedo @schwedo]

Haha! RT @CuntsWatching: That is true love.. http://t.co/Ypc9lH6Mz4

[Schwedo @schwedo]

Kristna visdomsord...

[Schwedo @schwedo]

Så här såg det ut för ett år sen. Tiden går fort! http://t.co/JUTbWhaJjP