Stephanie Limauro

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

"Team IT" is making a strong comeback beating out "Team Girl" and trailing behind "Team Boy" by two votes. #ITChapterTwo

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

like this if you've ever gone on a date at Chili's
retweet if you're still with that person
comment if you're single

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

@CrumblCookies 🍪

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[Subway Restaurant Hate Account @TacoBellPotatoe]

Never forget that Subway dropped Michael Phelps for smoking weed quicker than they dropped Jared Fogle for being a pedo

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

Love that my job thinks they did something by announcing a 2.8% pay increase to help combat the 9.1% inflation we've been dealing with for months 🙄.

[peckhead @h3ckdaddy]

Decided to decline my $20,000 loan forgiveness. Grind never stops. I wish Biden would ADD $20,000 to my debt just so I can grind even HARDER

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

When your toddler is sitting in your lap telling you a story then suddenly turns to the door, waves and continues the conversation in that direction. Mind you there were no other humans or animals in the room. 👀 👻⛪✝️

[Megan Ciarleglio @mciarleglio26]

My cousins had an adoption party for their daughter & my grandpa got her a "hope you enjoy your new house" card & I just wanna know whose gonna tell this man that card is meant for a new house not a new child 💀

[Matthew Weinstein @MBWeinstein]

In many states, 18 year olds aren’t able to check into a hotel, rent a car, or drink.

I guess the only things 18 year olds are responsible enough to do are join the military, rack up thousands in debt, and buy a gun.

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

@wendywooto @crissles And what's the minimum wage in the UK again?

[Champagne Pammy 🥂 @imthatgirlpam]

If gas really surges to $6 a gallon, I feel like it’s unethical to require people to go into the office 5x a week

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

On this tax day, I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If 700 U.S. billionaires could become nearly $2 trillion richer during the pandemic and Trump could provide over $1 trillion in tax breaks to the top 1% and profitable corporations, please don't tell me we can't cancel all $1.8 trillion in student debt for 45 million Americans.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

We asked our employees where they want to work:
7% want to go to the office full time
31% want an office-remote hybrid
62% want to work only from home

So I told them: sounds great. Do whatever you want. As a CEO, what do I care? If you get your work done, that's all that matters

[Megan Ciarleglio @mciarleglio26]

got a wood burning kit for my birthday & I'd say it's going well

[Stephanie Limauro @sciar15]

Scheduling a filling for 8am on a Monday was not my greatest idea.

[DealsandSteals4You @DealsandStealsU]

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