kat 🇵🇸

28+ || she/her || queer || full time young & beautiful defender ||

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@satellitehabits

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

but look at my babies helping me start some seeds today!

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

i have been playing red dead redemption 2 with my kid for weeks now in an effort to start doing more things 1 on 1 that are specific to *his* interests & i’ll be honest i definitely wasn’t expecting to cry like a baby over the ending. i’m DEVASTATED.

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

almost all of my female coworkers 40+ are on GLP1s and they’ve all been deathly ill for months but somehow none of them are making that connection? they’re like “there’s a bad stomach bug going around”

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

ive done coke a handful of times and have never felt anytttthing

[meganyctiphanes norvegica @faggotaynrand]

just did coke and it did literally nothing

[Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless]

Ideas, ladies?

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

rented a 3 bedroom HOUSE in 2009 for $250/month

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Be Honest…How much rent were you paying in your very first apartment? I’m tryna see how cheap life used to be.

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@satellitehabits this is the first fourth i’ve had off of work since he was like 4!?!

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

wasn’t planning to stay up until 10pm when i wake up for work at 1am but my kid got to light fireworks by himself for the first time tonight and he told me it was a top 5 moment of his life so i guess it was worth it.

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@satellitehabits what lines i wanna know

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

that grass is sooo long, are ticks not a thing over there?

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

slammed myself in the back of the heel taking the trash can up to the road yesterday morning and now my whole ankle is weirdly bruised black and 2x its normal size???

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

the babies got some adventure time today

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

he’s on 3 different medications for high cholesterol btw

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@satellitehabits @AlabamaWXNet yes he’s everyone’s favorite weatherman!

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@DirtySweetStyle i’m figuring out a way to put a tortoise or maybe rabbits in there

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

@satellitehabits tbf you are quite small

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

got a tomato scented candle today

[kat 🇵🇸 @science_edibls]

put my foot down and refused to change my schedule to m-f for a possible promotion and now my company is trying to modify the promotion to fit my 7on/7off schedule!

don’t be afraid to say nooooo