Joel Krause

emotionally connected to food.

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

I'd think I'd never have to argue Brady's case as the GOAT again, but I'm sure @Boyce_Way and I might get into it after our traditional LBJ vs MJ argument

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Silver is a lie. There is no next GME. Not financial advice, do your research...

[S3 Partners @S3Partners]

$GME short interest is now $11.20 billion; 57.83M shares shorted; 113.31% SI % Float; 53.12% S3 SI % of float which includes the “synthetic longs” created by short selling in the calculation. @CNBC, please let us help you navigate this historic moment in the markets.
#gme #s3data

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Friends in GME, understand the sell point is likely not tomorrow!

Do your research. I am not a financial advisor.

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Home movie audio mixers need to mix for a sound bar and not a home theatre. I don't like watching movies with a remote in my hand

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Joel, our project is higher priority. We need your software engineers.
Joel, are you making any progress on your project? Your schedule seems to be slipping.

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@mikephenry Just imagine going somewhere. You're just bringing around some bottles with the water in, and some pods in a bag. Feeding time? Drop in a pod, shake it up, and feed.

The idea also works for gym goers. Preworkout and protein powder in Pods. No more spilling powder everywhere

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Million dollar idea: pre-measured formula powder contained in little "tide pods". Case dissolves in water and you don't have to hassle with a scoop

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@mikephenry Monthly subscription...I like it. The Pods would be portioned out in 1oz and 2oz packs (where the volume refers to the water). So if a formula is supposed to be a special high concentrate, its Pod would contain more powder - but it still is mixed with the designated vol of water

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

After 3 days of parenthood, it's painfully obvious that paternity leave needs to be longer or, in most US cases, exist. It is laughable to think that one week is good enough to get mom in a managable routine.

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Feels good when the neighbors get a sprinkler system installed cause they're jealous of our green lawn

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 104 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙫𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙥 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩...

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

As an American, I oftentimes find Walmart to be a culture shock

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

I prefer my Oreos al dente

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@DevonSchreiner Need the same with DotA, my skills are degrading faster than my MMR

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@tmpl_mk @OliviaEssig Who was at fault?

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@IKEAUSA has had the most garbage purchasing experience I've ever experienced (which is still ongoing). The lack of any noticeable customer support is infuriating.

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

@ChadwickDoyle There can only be one...

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Months of working with a "Joel Krouse" has convinced me to never have a Jr. A single letter difference has been confusing enough

[Joel Krause @sciencebau5]

Now that all the cool kids are hosting game nights online, is it safe to talk about playing Dungeons and Dragons online every week? Or is that still something I should talk around?