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Sarcasm is my only defense

[tumblr @tumblr]

we have a new supreme

[lola 🕸 @gutsy_lola]

do love how DC made up entire cities for their superheroes and then marvel was like fuck newyork

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

And I hope life, will treat you kind
And I hope that you have all
That you ever dreamed of
Oh I do wish you joy
And I wish you happiness
But above all this
I wish you love
I love you
I will always love you

[fernando. @notfjrod]

Psychic-type are weak to Bug-type moves

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

you're maekar and you lost your baddie wife, never moved on, never remarried, you have a demon, an alcoholic, a nerd and a bald liar as sons, you are 9th in line to the iron throne, there's no xanax to help with your anxiety and aerion just opened his mouth:

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Thanks everyone for the love😂❤️ Life has changed forever! And I love it! Peace out

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

@azuphere_ i wish i was dating a lawyer

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

we were going to upload us reacting to interactive introverts tonight but we got copyright striked BY OURSELVES lol hopefully we can upload in a few days!

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It’s been quite a row, thank you for making it so special 🚣🏼🇳🇴❤️

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

The bromance takes the pitch tomorrow.

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

the man, the myth, the legend that has spilled his actual blood sweat and tears every night on this tour and is THE backbone of every show. Everyone wish Ash a happy birthday!!

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

HAPPY BIRTH @danielhowell here are some beautiful photos of you from this year

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?