meow

[meow @scisbad]

Got a free bug with my blueberries I bought for my smoothie yay protein @marksandspencer

[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how it feels to be lustful as a woman

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

just received a phone call from the beginning

[Stella ✧☽ @stellalunaow]

who else is doing it like me

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

No soy pediatra ni nada, pero juraría que ese bebé tiene algún tipo de problema en el desarrollo

[akeminha @akemi__2]

faz 2 dias que esse gif me assombra

[jenn melon @jennmelondies]

showed this picture to my muslim mom and she said ya allah he’s hungry

[Gatto_:3 @gattomeowmeow67]

why the fuck would you use this image

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

[Overwatch FR @OverwatchFR]

winton

[meow @scisbad]

that post where someone orgasms 7 times then blows their uterine lining out in the shower to stop their period made me think of the fact choso needs to find an endometriosis baddy to infinitely increase the amount of blood he has access to.

[Jay @feeling3000_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Dennis Wingo @wingod]

@MatrixMysteries What kind of jobs are available to someone with a BA in "Communication"? BA in Spanish is nice, if you are ordering in a restaurant. BFA in Dance might get you a boyfriend.

Everybody and their dog is a journalist today.

Can you weld? That is $120k to start.

[✦cherrystar.ink✦ @cherrystar_ink]

dude im busy