Scoot McGoot

tweeting random acts of garbage

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@lb_southwark Hillsboro road se22 8qe out of control and needs attention. Impossible to use pavement with pram

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@bt_uk I HATE YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! I want to order another WiFi disc and you make it IMPOSSIBLE to speak to a human. How do I talk to a human? I do not want a text or a link or a bot. I am sick of wasting my time with BT for how much money I give you.

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@TKLittles

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The real Hallmark miracle is the way a man with no social media and perfect forearms can make me forget my 6-figure job and 401(k) in under 60 seconds.

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@lb_southwark gross overflow in dog park at St Francis near Sainsbury’s 🤢

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@BarstoolBigCat

[🔨Robert The Builder 🇺🇸 @NobodymrRobert]

Are you serious 😆

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@LNER are trains running from Peterborough to darlington?

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@BootsUK whats the point in having a phone number in stores if no one bothers picking up?

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

hug your kids everyone

https://t.co/B6jIrdvDAf

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@nowtvhelp when will Billions season 5 be available to stream? Thank you

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@NOWTV when will Billions season 5 be available to stream? Thank you

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

Jfc. Had to reinstall twitter to post this.

https://t.co/iytf3FvO1a

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

In the U.S., an Angioplasty Costs $32,000. Elsewhere? Maybe $6,400. https://t.co/pmXoPr1G0p

[Morgan Housel @morganhousel]

New Year's Eve bedtime:

Age 12: 9pm

Age 16: midnight

Age 20: 2am

Age 28: 4am

Age 32: midnight

Age 36: 9pm

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@flybe why is it so hard to determine what kind of ticket I have and if I am allowed a checked luggage? Reservation number J8UOPR

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@KaitlinOlson

[Extinct Animals 🦣🦤 @Extinct_AnimaIs]

The bathornids were lesser-known relatives of the famous South American terror birds that inhabited North America from the Eocene to the Miocene. Here's the largest species, Paracrax gigantea.

[Beth Shelburne @bshelburne]

THREAD: Today I talked to Willie Simmons, who has spent the last 38 years in prison for stealing $9. He was convicted of 1st degree robbery & sentenced to life without parole in 1982, prosecuted under Alabama's habitual offender law because he had 3 prior convictions. 1/12

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

@Caltek9 I wish your location settings were on so I could find you and give you an atomic wedgie

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

Donald Trump, Meet Your Precursor https://t.co/PJI16dpeFr

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

https://t.co/XDzOR9ETND

[Scoot McGoot @scizzle]

I hate you brexit you ruin everything

For the Eurostar Tribe, Brexit Could Make Brussels Feel Even Farther Away - The New York Times https://t.co/SJDAX2ITw8