SCMC Surveilance Van

Your loving SCMC agent spying on you for the eternal welfare of your soul and to call your apostate ass to repentance. ❤️:) #courtsoflove

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The SCMC is hiring! Do you support the brethren? Are you ready to brutally murder your conscience or have your worldview brutally sodomized in every conceivable way? Do you want to spy on those nasty apostates that you love despite how much they hate God? If so apply today!

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Nolite te apostoles carborundorum.

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@theamelia__ A watch wristband pin thingy that attaches the wristband to the watch

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@Matt_Pinner Ask him what his last name is

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@mquintos @DHSgov That’s actually not true. The Galapagos penguin resides on an island that the equator crosses through. Nowhere near Greenland but regions of the island where they live are technically in the northern hemisphere.

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@_Cultch Deceiving Gordon B Hinckley into embracing the word “Mormon” so the church spends millions of dollars towards the “I am a Mormon campaign” when every time the word Mormon is uttered it is such a major victory for him.

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@RussRyanLaw Well it also gets temples flagged by certain AI algorithms as male frontal nudity…

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@marv0l0riddle Yes there are. Coffee shops are popular in Provo and a surprising amount of Mormon clients order drinks with coffee in them.

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@cactusthrasher @Samuraijrussell @VanNoy6 There we go! In the mouth or more of two witnesses! What more proof could you want?

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@furSUDO Why they gotta ruin a perfectly good Greek letter 😭

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@DLgodlessbitch Me and the boys pulling up to the annual baby eating ceremony.

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@Jenn_NextDoor 😭💀

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@GigaBasedDad Get ready for a pleasant knight.

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@itsdeaann Robert J O’Neal is quite the wild character, he always popping up saying something unhinged on Twitter every couple of years.

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@exmo_thanos I think we will exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us.

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@VanNoy6 It’s wrong to criticize church leaders, especially if the criticism is true because we can’t be effective as instruments if our decisions are open to criticism even though we are supposed to be fallible.

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@elonmusk you need to release a fragrance line called Elon’s musk.

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@whitecatprophcy White cat prophesy became an ordinance worker.

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@PastorAlexLove Sasquatch

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@RossKneeDeep Yah but I mean… I was born during the bush era