Mj Nj

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

@The40YearOldBoy FUCK YEAH!

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

If you watch only one video today….make it a monkey washing a cat…

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If those assholes looked like me they woulda been dead three times over before they got a mile from a Capitol balcony.

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

I’m headed back to the 70’s; need anything?

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

@realDonaldTrump

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Gee what a scumbag

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Next time you’re afraid to share an idea, remember someone once said in a meeting, “Let’s produce a movie about a tornado full of sharks.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STIMULUS! Go big or go home!!!

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

@JenKirkman @anylaurie16 I worry about this every 5 seconds.

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

My dr told me to walk 3 miles a day...I called him back a week later and said “ok, I’m 21 miles from house. What do I do now!?”

[nathan @868nathan]

I’m convinced some dogs just KNOW they’re cute and take full advantage of it lol
https://t.co/woijWAuTQt

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Do RINO’S Pat Toomey & Mitt Romney have any problem with the fact that we caught Obama, Biden, & Company illegally spying on my campaign? Do they care if Comey, McCabe, Page & her lover, Peter S, the whole group, ran rampant, wild & unchecked - lying & leaking all the way? NO!

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

Hello tweeple

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

@elonmusk They got team-rocket-ed out of there

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

Watching my son get his ass kicked

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

@kaaliajay Eggs

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all the white folks intermittent fasting right now.

[Justina Rhines @JustinaRhines]

EXCLUSIVE: A disturbing discovery in south St. Louis. Police are investigating the death of a baby. But tonight, we get more details from a man who found the baby wrapped in a pink blanket in his mom's freezer. Catch the full story at 6 on @ksdknews.

[Mj Nj @scmj103]

These needles are easier to thread