KariLyn

he/she/they making art every god-damned day

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

You should either bite your tongue all the time or never. The fact that it happens every once in a great while is like being told you are being stalked by a serial killer and he'll strike some time this year, probably.

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

"I didn't write that tweet." is the new "I didn't inhale."

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Was walking down the road with my dog when I thought, "Ya know, I bet Italian Bop It exists."

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

If you're still saying "I can has" to somebody in your life, that's your true family. @AlexaMorrill

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Remember when they told us glass was a liquid and we believed them?

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Toxic masculinity is pervasive that we actually think some kinds of dogs are too girly.

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

If I could time travel I'd go back to when a tiny potato told us we could and we kinda believed it.

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

"Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
- Capitalism

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

We've all seen a beer pong party get wild but you ain't seen shit 'till you've played coffee pong.

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Anyone else get the creeps when they see a group of men in suits?

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

You can see when you lose followers but you can't see which followers so that you can change everything about yourself to please them. #DoBetterTwitter

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

All y'all working with cishet people - check in. Are you ok?

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Some of y'all didn't read Kurt Vonnegut in high school and it shows.

[Tim Callanan @MrTimCallanan]

Very very disappointed in Jamiroquai

[KariLyn @scoffsatgravity]

Great thread

[Jeffrey Phillips @11thJeff]

@HijaDe2Madre Like this?
https://t.co/JXp86YolRL

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Alicia T. Crosby (she/her) @aliciatcrosby]

White folks - as you sort through your feels, I wanna encourage you do something. Take time to hold the reality of how hellish today has been for Black, Indigenous, Asian, Latinx, MENA, & other people of color.

White people stormed & occupied the US Capital with no consequence.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

MAGA is literally trying to break into the U.S. Capitol and they’re still being treated better than non-violent BLM protesters