Sam Cooper

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever.

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@JackPittBrooke It seems like we may finally have two good wingbacks (Porro, Udogie) but there’s a strong likelihood the next manager won’t play 5 at the back. Do you think those 2 can play in a back 4?

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches This is one of the worst yet

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@FootballCliches Once you notice the Arteta thing, it does actually get quite annoying.

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches So what is the most ‘sums it up’ incident, for a losing team. (It’s the first one, for me)

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches There was a bit in the Lee v Che game where a chelsea player (can’t remember who) had a shot that went into the stomach of his own player and they said ‘that sums up their afternoon’, but then Koulibaly got sent off and they said ‘that sums it up even more’.

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches You know how Neville loves to say ‘at this moment in time’? I heard Scott Parker build on it with ‘at this present moment in time’. Is there any longer/more footbally way of saying ‘now’?

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches Micah Richards yesterday said that Everton need a ‘vocal point’. I don’t think it’s the first time he’s said it. Could this be a new role for someone who plays up front but is also loud?

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@MailSport @FootballCliches

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@hannahlouisef @snedds

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@ekvous @GL3NNBO

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Every football pundit talking about Man Utd.

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches When commentators say ‘someone needs to grab the game by the scruff of the neck’.
Who do you think is the most grab-the-game-by-the-scruff-of-the-neck-y player of all time?
(I think Gerrard)

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@Tweed_jacket @AndroidDiamond You two need to sort out your opening words

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@Tweed_jacket @AndroidDiamond Piece of piss I thought… Wordle 212 3/6

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[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches “Give the fans something to sing about”
“Let the players express themselves”

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FootballCliches Maybe a week late for this, but if a manager is sacked after serving only 1 game of a 3-game touchline suspension, would they have to start the first game in a new job from the stands (assuming they get a job)? Barnet’s textbook statement reminded me:

https://t.co/B2UDRMrlmb

[Barnet FC 🐝 @BarnetFC]

Club Statement: Harry Kewell

#BarnetFC🐝

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@FiveThirtyEight Someone is taking the piss here, surely

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@FootballCliches @JackPittBrooke @PhilHay_ “Foottball Cliiches”

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

The perfect podcast doesn’t exis....

[The Guardian @guardian]

Barack Obama and Bruce Springsteen team up for new podcast https://t.co/IdPSsfs417

[Sam Cooper @scooper_87]

@jackcoles14 How do they know about your lack of discipline?