Rachel Goodwin

Bi-Coastal. Loves Winter. Hates Humidity. Raises Pets that think they're people. Tomboy. MAC Makeup Addict. Likes Explosions and Sunsets.

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@DiabolicalSpuds These kids are exceptionally eloquent. I get editing, but what a group of storytellers.

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@keithdorejel Our cat Tootie gets so hungry his foot breaks almost every day. We are forced to make a big deal just in case.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Abrams says hi!

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@klsteph @b17anderson Your baby is super cute. You didn’t even have to deal with crinkly old man stage.

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@heykahn @readwise save thread

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@HStarshot I’m a blueberry in a patch of strawberries in Idaho!

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@klsteph @b17anderson You grew a human! Solid work! Congrats, buddy!

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@dailybeanspod @Spotify Thankful this post was created and I found you. Subscribing now.

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Happy to be a part of Podium and help real local business. Target your audience for text marketing. https://t.co/PlLrJuBRBa via @YouTube

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@CarolineMoss Feels good to know I’m not the only one.

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@drpepperis100 But what are those amazing overalls? Pants?

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@tanyaofmars @We_Martians Our Future “Spacentist” is stoked!

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Said in our house tonight, “this is what you get for wanting smart kids! I was happy with dumb kids we could outsmart!”

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Turns out my childhood was Madmartigan and my husbands was Iceman. I’m now convinced this is the balance that makes our marriage work.

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I'm not saying I have favorite clients, but one of them just said in a phone call "My daddy was country as hell" and referenced a '97 tornado in the same breath. That is my favorite client.

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Really missed an opportunity here not having @MajorBiden attend for all us crazy dog people.

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@alice_v_smith Fremdscham is one of my favorite German expressions. Even if people aren’t embarrassing themselves I get uncomfortable with the potential they could!

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Has you house been listening to Heaven is a place on Earth on repeat? Did you then have to answer the question “Where is heaven?” Just me? Oh.

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Currently locked in a high stakes battle over the thermostat. Yes @alexa99, I know I’m awake, but if you heat the house up now, the kids will wake up and I need some quiet time to ingest caffeine.

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I just want pimples or wrinkles. Not both. 39 is turning out to be both.