kelley

here for a long time not a good time

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

what is rizz if not swag persevering

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

it was kaiser permanente

[Maxo @maxotunes]

in the eshop straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say.

[kelley @scootenanny]

This came to me in a dream

[kelley @scootenanny]

What wind thru yonder booty breaks

[สมมิกft.ไข่ดาวของมิกซิว🍳🍊✨️ @leenatthapa]

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[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

An embrace of diversity, not a denial of differences.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

In case you missed it …

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

Update thread: I spoke today with Jonathan who is VP of Operations at Albertson's, the parent company. After some apologies and pleasantries we jumped in. He defined the problem as being about getting Safeway's discounts (not manufacturers' coupons, which they can't control) 1/

[Noor 🇱🇧🇪🇬 @nimblenoor]

I don't think you realize how far "the first step is dehumanization" really goes. After 20+ years of it you are desensitized but as an Arab Muslim I have lived it and I can tell you it is getting worse🧵

[will o’brien @Willob]

This is what the vault inside the Irish Federal Reserve looks like

[𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 @SAKIR0SE]

work emails are turn-based combat

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Sep 30th vs Oct 1st

[kelley @scootenanny]

I don’t drink cold brew for the taste I drink it for the zoomies

[kelley @scootenanny]

@ReallyRilee95 It’s a sign from Gxd, don’t come back

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

[Harry Litman @harrylitman]

This is a bonafide scandal. On the legal level, it means the Court decided a case that wasn't a real case or controversy as Art III requires. On the political level, it

Man cited in Supreme Court LGBTQ rights case says he was never involved https://t.co/SoVIDaXi3h