Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom

Enjoyer of Kappas | | Bag enthusiast | Patriot | 1x DUI evader|

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

If black people aren't lazy, then why doesn't KFC have a breakfast menu

#notracist #whiteprivilege

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

If your not using boomerangs on insta you doing something wrong #casual

[𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐑𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭 @nolanrichardsin]

My college town > your college town

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

@EleanourAndy Claw grip on the pipe

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[Ryan Shazbeer @RyanShazbeer]

Wait a minute

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

@ksphyb2 @DayronPsyd I guess not need to learn something

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

@ksphyb2 @DayronPsyd Just smoke weed bro you don't need to add that tobacco bs

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

@GoldwaterKenny Not the worst thing to ever happen to her

[Snotnoze Saleem @SnotnozeSaleem]

An entire dispensary pre-roll gets you high for exactly 14 minutes and 59 seconds

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Getting arrested in letters is the play or what? #geed

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Yo it's armpit nigga give me a bid

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Adderall but you can smoke it #patent

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Uber got a TV screen up here and speak no English #Immigrant

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Forbidden geeb or still hittable? #letsdabble

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Saturday beers #gohogs

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Percolator coming soon #sober

[Scooter "The Truth" Longbottom @scooterlongbot]

Roomate not doing dishes #fuckyou

[Jonathan “Highlife” Appleseed; CTO, MBA @jonnyhighlife]

Everyone in any self-checkout line that’s ahead of me.

[Trekeitheon Mitchell @trekeitheon]

Imagine pulling my pants down and the first thing you see is The Crown. Instant soaker.