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Houston Astros ⚾, metal, Star Wars.
Burgeoning backpacker.
Free high 5s and dad jokes.

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I love at least five bands that contain "Wizard" in their names. Just so you know the camp in which my tent is pitched.

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@_joshw I lurk

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Congratulations to Robbie Grossman and ONLY Robbie Grossman.

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@Jeremy_Danner L take

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@BdotHobbs At games 3 and 4 and 4 regular season games. It's an embarrassing homogenous white suburban culture for the most part.

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@BdotHobbs Was hoping it was 2017 Springer vibes. Just doesn't have game 2 through 7 of the World Series to bounce back.

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@BenDuBose Funny. In the first pic he's reading The Pet Goat. In the second one he's watching The Real GOAT

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@RealNoDeuces 8 year olds dude. 8 year olds.

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@RangersInsiders Because there is no god, only Jose Altuve.

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@RealDanPearce Thanks for coming! I suck at Twitter, hence the late response.

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@CasinoJoeYahoo This man speaks the troof.

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@brianmctaggart Legend.

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@HouCounterplot Never forget who daddy is.

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@Moxie1983 @brianmctaggart Bunt City babaaaay

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@quallsastros @RoundRockTim @Sgennett2 @shawnfielding22 @MLB Hey hey hey let's not get too hasty.

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@RapMuzak You're paying attention right now!

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@JohnnyDBlakley @jakemkaplan 💀FATALITY 🤣

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@Jexas Well, you win tonight.

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@BdotHobbs 😂😂😂😂

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@BdotHobbs Momma don't want no smoke, this game will always be the most fire.