scout “sassmouth” nova

“I am a rogue celestial object” (they/them)

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

I dyed my hair and it didn’t fix all my problems? I’m suing.

[AcuteAlpaca | 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦 @AlpacaAcute]

I promise it will get better, please stay with us to see it 💜

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

ha ha, well i wouldn't say i'm clumsy, [suddenly getting really serious] but i have reason to believe that the laws of physics are personally conspiring against me

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

THAT'S how you act like a respectfully romantic vampire. Take notes, Count Orlok 🧛

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

Must there always be a crisis? I feel like as soon as I’m not having a crisis someone I love has a crisis. I just think it would be neat if the universe could like chill out and be nice to me and my friends for a bit

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

@salty_CALcium

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

They’re doing everything to avoid war crimes charges except stopping the war crimes.

[The Uncanny Productions @UncannyProduct]

Anybody got 4 friends who love Frankenstein??!!

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

@salty_CALcium Nosfag-gotchu

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

I do sometimes worry that they’ll think im staring cuz im judging but im just happy and also queer people always look so interesting and cool!

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

I love seeing other trans people in the wild 💜

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[Cal/Chloe ✨🏳️‍⚧️ @salty_CALcium]

“That’s not my job. My job is ‘microwave.’”
- @scootmgoot

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

My favorite lines from the Christmas Kombat game my friend ran tonight:
-Gonzo’s projectile rat
-Everyone loves me cuz I’m a muppet
-Santa doesn’t give a shit about Charles Dickens
-Let’s see your snowstorm stop a bullet, Krampus!
-You blast Jesus with the power of your blowhole

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

Yeah I mean pshhh nah me neither. Definitely not

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

You ever see Wicked and relate a little too hard to Elphaba because you also have a disabled younger sister that your parents care way more about and then also you’re autistic and have always felt like you don’t belong and also you have a really hard time keeping your head down?

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

I’ve been doing this shit since I was 14. Sometimes you just gotta root around inside your eyeball cuz your Sight Enhancing Circle got squashed up somewhere

[scout “sassmouth” nova @scootmgoot]

Wearing contacts is kinda metal as hell. I just spent a good 5+ minutes searching around in my eye trying to find a tiny piece of see through plastic. It had folded in half and gotten pushed back behind my eye. I finally dug it out, cleaned it off, and put it back in my eye