Scot

Human. Flexible. Solution-focused.

[Scot @Scothinks]

I am continually overwhelmed by the magnitude of work required to shift our societal values towards respecting human dignity and protecting individual rights. The decay is entrenched and advances with every passing moment.

[Scot @Scothinks]

Remember when multichoice actually felt like magic? Remember walking into an experience centre in the 90s and hoping you can still find a TV Guide? Remember the smell of the tv guide? Remember the colours? It was supposed to get better bro. What happened?

[Scot @Scothinks]

I remember pitching for a digital marketing gig for presidential campaign back in 2010 or therabout. The candidate's campaign manager asked for kickbacks. Not some assistant o, the campaign manager. Nigerian politics is just marketplace of opportunists, only a handful believe.

[Scot @Scothinks]

Apt

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Peter Obi is a proper comedian.

They asked him why he doesn't partake in party primaries,

And he said that party primaries are like street football, someone can foul you and the ref would say play on. 😂😂

[Scot @Scothinks]

Already there.

[Scot @Scothinks]

It's 2026 but X still needs a "disable video" feature for markets with unstable internet and expensive data. The anxiety for those users scrolling from video to video must be intense!

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

When you have lived outside Nigeria for too long and seen the currency devalued over time, you no longer take Nigerian income as seriously as you used to. Any Naira I make, I know is going into solving problems the country has created. It chokes up any income made. No respite.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@docneto There were stories of people making withdrawals under some fake mortage schemes a while back too. Did they cover that in their report?

[Scot @Scothinks]

@MrMekzy_ Nsa.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@timigod Yup. Messy but I get it. It traffic greed.

[Neto @docneto]

Who cares that Nigerians are withdrawing their pensions due to joblessness, the macro indices are good after all.

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

nah mtn has to be kidding me with this data thing

are we serious???

[Scot @Scothinks]

@Mochievous It's totally ridiculous Mo, it's like the culture is overwhelming our common sense.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@Echecrates You attribute to talent that which should have been attributed to skill.

[Scot @Scothinks]

We need to stop being lazy and move past this current age of overcorrection.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@tosinolaseinde The government will probably never admit it but sports betting is doing a lot of heavy lifting in maintaining the current stability we are managing in this country.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@tosinolaseinde You're right, it's not. But if sports betting is suppressed and millions of young Nigerians were suddenly present to their circumstances, no distraction, no daily hope ritual, no community around betting slips, no luck machine, our social stability math will change dramatically.

[Scot @Scothinks]

Wait...the 2bed flats on freedom way are now selling for N150m? 2 beds? Someone in the sky needs to hit pause because if we keep moving like this...

[Scot @Scothinks]

The real killer will probably post something like this though.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I was a murder suspect cuz detectives noticed 7 ppl I argued wit on here died & da last one was da worst coincidence of all time cuz he got killed in da same spot I was in 8 hours after we argued on here. I was like why would I shoot up a place wit my name on da flyer.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@_venusnostalgia Because to the average Nigerian the alternative is copying not improving.

[Scot @Scothinks]

@Official_Yele @kenyasgossips The same Port Harcourt or another one?