Scott "2 Hot"

Community College graduate

[Scott "2 Hot" @scott_2hot_]

@Poppa17237851 @DavidsonBASE Who is number 4 on the bulldogs?

[Thurman “Action” Jackson @action_thurman]

Night 1 in the same bed as my formal date. Tried to get touchy but she went wacka flocka on me #nohands

[EggBlunt @SigmaGooner]

I’m in the club throwing haymakers at fat bitches

[Django Gold @django]

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

For the past hour I’ve been trying to think of something gayer than being an A&M yell leader

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

@CokeSipper Ohtani is the first Asian guy to be accused of being fluent in English

[Harry Dingilburry @hdingilburry]

Average guys search history

[Wong “Toe” Fu @toe_fu911]

All time

[Frat Stafford @Frat_Stafford]

I did this yesterday violently hungover and no one tweeted anything

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Everyday I wake up and think “Will this be a beast mode day or will it be an Instagram Reel day?”. Trying to have more beast mode days.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The girl you meet outside a bar while blacked out and you're too retarded to speak coherently

[#SincereFC 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

A second green dildo has hit the WNBA

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

doc hudson

[bink @knotbink]

What if I went on love island and talked about LeBron the entire time

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I wanna do this to Sabrina Carpenter

[Scott "2 Hot" @scott_2hot_]

@BuffaloBills Patrick Mahomes would never support something like this like Josh Allen does