Scott Shattuck

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I don't like pirates. They smell like booty.

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@kingdavie789 @damonimani There will never be a time when conservatives are funnier than liberals. They just don’t have it in them.

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@veryrealbatman @TheDaleJackson @DomaiForeman That says only 27% support CRT (I'm one). I'd imagine Maher is part of the 52%, but the subject was CRT.

Obviously, the term being demonized is the big issue, but it's not broadly popular.

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@EBischoff @Stevekaufmann Are the rumors about your grilling abilities true? Are your steaks really tougher than an drunken Haku?

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@jimmypardo How come you get sole credit for a Pardo Bump, but all four of you get blamed for the NNF Curse?

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@EBischoff @davemeltzerWON LOL...not a bad save attempt, but you meant averse. And really, it's the right description of a guy who writes 500-word sentences without punctuation. I like Dave fine but have never understood why he doesn't hire an editor.

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@jimmypardo @FlappersComedy Are you going to be doing any more virtual shows?

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@chrysalism89 @the_real_eyezic Whether their tweet was a good idea or not, it wasn’t intended as a lecture to anyone. Yours was.

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@BlueDog_170lb @gabvh @JHunt08404598 @RonFilipkowski The police consistently said the two men didn’t know each other. If you don’t know that, you didn’t read their report.

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@AndyKindler Great use of avaricious

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@ericarhodes The fact that his "office" was a van with a wolf airbrushed on the side should've been your first clue.

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@davenewworld_2 Pretty dumb to quote Carlin since he famously ripped both conservatives and liberals..."Liberal orthodoxy was as repugnant to me as conservative orthodoxy." (from "Last Words").
He hated the phoniness and lying, regardless of who was doing it.

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@jimmypardo Ever watch that Professor of Rock on YouTube? The video titles suck me in every time. https://t.co/idbZH0oQA9

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@Ghitoandchips @JustA2AAsian @rossco33100 @mo_el_le @sbwuatx45lamar That was a long way to go to not admit you made a mistake.

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@APater6076 @irishamilli @Allen48679202 @mo_el_le @sbwuatx45lamar A Union is great, but this doesn’t jibe with their financials, which are public. Their net income was a bit under 10% last quarter.

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@EmoPhilips Money does generate a lot of interest...

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@holy_schnitt Pfftt...those subjects never get anybody a development deal anyway.

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@DanielleBKoenig It's okay to admit that you want to build a time machine so you can hang out with Katherine Helmond. 1. Kill Hitler; 2. Hang out in the 70's with Helmond; 3. Make it the season Robert Urich was on and work out a threesome.

Who among us hasn't had that fantasy at least once?

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@kimberlycongdon I keep accidentally buying the "2" mirrors. I gotta get me one of those "10" ones.

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@Redredred80 @rickygervais People have been saying that same thing for decades, but someone having a name is more important than ever. The pay scales are even more top heavy, and now all the specialized jobs like game shows, V/O, and hosting look for names instead of ability.