@Quicken
I just tried to subscribe to Simplifi because this discount seemed too good to be true. It is. (too good to be true)
Your site says $2.99/month billed annually, but when it's time to pay, it says $3.99/month billed annually. NOT COOL.
@FedExHelp
Fedex: Because your package status has been “in transit” for longer than usual, please contact a FedEx Customer Service representative.
Me: Calls Fedex and gets absolutely no help from automated phone assistant who apologizes for not connecting me to a person.
@EssayWells@stevemur@BenKuchera The problem was the 'we checked.' Who was the we and how did they check? What criteria determined notability? Who was not deemed notable and why?
@USPS Why do I have to wait to start an enquiry? The best time to look for something is as soon as you realize it's lost. This item has had one and only one status. 9410811206238518657496
@POTUS prof·it /ˈpräfət/
noun
plural noun: profits
a financial gain, especially the difference between the amount earned and the amount spent in buying, operating, or producing something.