Scott Thorn

Engineer. Mountaineer. Rec league soccer player. Personal chef to my wife and my cat.

[Scott Thorn @Scottacus6]

Can never tell if Vness is talking to me or the cat (Doc) when she's in another room.

"Damnit (inaudible one syllable name), can you pee in the litter box next time?"

I mean, I can...

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

We’re gonna win the Soccer Lombardi… that’s cool.

Just like we’ve been saying alllll along. Soccer’s our sport now. Sorry baht it @England

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

BRENDEN AARONSON NO-LOOK WIZARD FILTH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[David Turner @DT1616]

Me, an optimist: the future is bright
@Scottacus6, a pessimist: because it's on fire

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

LOLZ. ROGSTRADMUS 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[NASA @NASA]

✅ Milestone achieved. @NASAWebb is safely in space, powered on, and communicating with ground controllers.

The space telescope is now on its way to #UnfoldTheUniverse at its final destination one million miles (1.5 million km) away from Earth.

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

REMEMBER THIS MOMENT

[WVU Men's Basketball @WVUhoops]

The Game Winner. Chaos Ensues.

#HailWV

[Scott Thorn @Scottacus6]

@LochNESSv @timthetatman The man is not wrong.

[Scott Thorn @Scottacus6]

@tw_cunningham Drive by it randomly, and remember the few times I went there with you all. The unlit lights sadden me.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Declaration of Independence
Edison Invents the Light Bulb
Man on the Moon
McKennie's Volley at the Camp Nou

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

⚡️ strike from @cpulisic_10 to put @ChelseaFC up early in the @EmiratesFACup Final!

[Scott Thorn @Scottacus6]

@Cojseese @LochNESSv we were there!

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🗓 #OTD 2015: @clint_dempsey records his first career international hat trick to lead the 🇺🇸 to a 6-0 win vs. 🇨🇺 in the @GoldCup quarterfinals.

Full highlights from five years ago in Baltimore: https://t.co/TkASd8BXVU

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Christian Pulisic cannot be stopped

[Knattspyrnusambandið @footballiceland]

Our new national team crest.

[WVU Mountaineers · Let’s Go! @WestVirginiaU]

Near or far and wherever you are, Country Roads will always make you feel right at home. 💛💙

[Fran Fraschilla @franfraschilla]

Huge win in Motown for @WVUhoops. Loudest building I’ve been in this season. John Denver would have approved. 👍🏻🏀😉

[President Joe Biden (So-Called) @biden4pres]

I’ll put a stop to robots, I will. Someone has to. You give a man’s constitution to a computer, who knows what sorta chaos befalls us. Machine men. Wrath-minded. I’ll be dead in the ground before I live to see it

[Scott Thorn @Scottacus6]

#SquadGoals https://t.co/Q0bbfXP0e5

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

Who was that fat guy on the tractor during the Super Bowl commercial?