Born Slippy

songwriter/noisemaker/father/dog petter (he/him). Latest project: NBWaves, featuring samples recorded around my current home city of New Bedford MA.

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No, Axl Rose, the jungle shall not welcome you. It shall devour you without warning, like your desires. #Twertzog

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@ClueHeywood Old Michigan steams like that guitar player’s jeans

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@EffinBirds @s8n concurs, I’m sure

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@IanFortey So did Kirk saying, “Scock”… twice

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@MediumSizeMeech Looks more like the opposite is “tiny hands and thigh pockets”

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@Kristen_Arnett “You will feel my vengeance at the edge of my blardé!” I shout, as “The Sweetest Taboo” plays in the background

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@lady0leander @itsdeaann i’m not taking that bet, because he reposted that tweet two hours ago.

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@JuliusGoat MAUA: Make America Undead Again

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@melnickjeffrey1 ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

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@atrupar it’s a little late to be running on the Axl Rose “you in the jungle, baby” platform

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@THEcorinashley @MickPuck what happens if his shadow hits Peter Wolf?

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@ClaireMax 1. The first time I’ve ever seen Halloween flamingos
2. Heidi contemplates existence
3. Hagrid hugs my leg
4. Peptide on our bed

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@MoreAndAgain i feel like you’re about to become the Geniequalizer

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@CharlesPPierce @RadioFreeTom I think I know why

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@ABeersThree @i_zzzzzz @YourManDevine you know what that’s called? Force perspective.

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@MediumSizeMeech sometimes you just gotta speak that wish out into the world.

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@SplitSingleband your next appointment is a phone collie away.

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@keithedwards he’s the Bizarro Christopher Walken. Weird, random, disconnected thoughts with none of Walken’s quirkiness, charm, or humor.

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@WRBolen You’re entering your midfield crisis

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@RiverTamYDN Imagine thinking “I had to program someone to like me” isn’t an epic self own

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@melnickjeffrey1 @dohertytjp Wild! I lived on Chester St for a few years, so I got to see The Burren at the end of my street every morning when I left my apartment building. One of my favorite places in metro Boston.