@KnightswoodBear@TheOpen My favourite is the boxing where they put the mike in the corner between rounds and then apologise for the bad language. "I understand that he's just had his head smashed in by an eighteen stone monster, but we are sorry that he dropped an F bomb"
[High Performance Podcast]
Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list?
Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents
Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate
Jake: *grinning* fucking hell
A professional footballer with 2 functioning eyes runs into the back of a referee who is looking the opposite way from where the player is running from and people think the refs at fault and should stop the game. π€£π€£π€£