scott cartman

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’d also like to thank the fan sitting near me at Wembley who, when this flew over our heads, shouted: ‘Lovely tribute to ya, Piers - ya massive cock.’

[Lee Worrall @wozbags11]

@mctominay10 quality tonight lad,not saying I’m upset like but..........

[David Cotterill @cotterill_david]

Look happy right??

During my time at Birmingham City I tried taking my own life on 3 occasions. Just because people look happy on the outside doesn’t mean they are on the inside. There is always a way out. Remember not every disability is visible.

#worldsuicidepreventionday

[Joe Johanson @JoeJohanson07]

This Worlds gone nuts 🤣

[Sohail 🇵🇸 @Sohail29mcfc]

Can't stop laughing

Google "manchester united"

When the menu comes up

Click players..

Look at Maguire!! 😂😂

Thank me later!!

[bp 🕊️ @borgixprxdeli]

Southgate dragging Sterling out of the England camp

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

His parents got him the shirt of his favourite football team. 👕

Football will never just be a game. ❤

[Raheem Sterling @sterling7]

Feeling sorry for Bulgaria to be represented by such idiots in their stadium. Anyway.. 6-0 and we go back home, at least we did our job. Safe travel to our fans, u guys did well 🤟🏾❤️

[Paul @PB_1266]

No wonder Wayne Rooney has been caught every time he rides another woman. He is married to fucking Ds Arnott

[scott cartman @scottcarts]

@ncartman1 Bore off you don’t even watch it

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

❌ The pitch is about a mile away from the stands.
❌ It's not a sell-out.
❌ Only 7,000 Arsenal and Chelsea fans could make the trip.
❌ Exhibition type atmosphere.
❌ Camera angle a mile away.

Dear @UEFA,

You're a joke. 🖕

Sincerely everyone.

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

The approving nod of a nonce there on the Chase?

[- @HaalandST]

NAHHH IM DEADDDDD😭😭😭

[Vincent Kompany @VincentKompany]

Lucky I didn’t play more games. I’d be challenging for that trophy of yours. Congrats anyway. #PFAYoungPlayerAward

[Manchester City @ManCity]

As a thank you to our fans for your incredible support this season, our men's first-team squad will fund coach travel to the FA Cup final. 💙

A total of 26 coaches will be provided, one from each player. 🚌 #mancity

https://t.co/AAI0cK17fg

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

How Dzeko survived this Pepe headbutt I’ll never know. �

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

"Mum, it's happening again"