Scott Gilbert

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

The cashier at Dunkin just gave me a senior discount. Finn says that the 5% came from my dignity.

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

Crispy bacon is just a meat chip.

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" except sung by Tom Waits. Imagine it.

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

3571 shark teeth collected (mostly) at Edisto Beach over the last 35 years or so. #sharkteeth #edistobeachfossils #edistobeach https://t.co/4r9wPH7eAY

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Hypnotizing peacock at the Dragon Lights Festival. #dragonlightsfestival https://t.co/OJE4S1oy6P

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The Dragon Lights are fabulous in the evening sun. #dragonlightsfestival #chilhoweepark @… https://t.co/tEhHWUKcY3

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More from the Dragon Lights Festival at Chilhowee Park. #dragonlightsfestival #chilhoweepark @… https://t.co/GUmjpGndQv

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The Dragon Lights Festival at Chilhowee Park is spectacular! Get there about 7:15 to see the… https://t.co/yqs0mkQ0dx

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We hiked House Mountain today. What a view! Get up there before the trees get green.… https://t.co/ypbaF5iU8o

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Is he a boy or a mountain goat? #hike #housemountain #greatdayforahike @ House Mountain https://t.co/EYM33V8PgF

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The wildflowers are beginning to show on House Mountain. #wildflowers #housemountain… https://t.co/WkQO3SlwgH

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It's snowing on Spring Break. Sigh. I wish I could say that's a new one, but the Blizzard of '93 came during my senior year of college. #springbreaksnow

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What are you doing with your Tuesday night?

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

Curling has started and I'm missing it...#curling #2018WinterOlympics

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Shouldn't Mike Rowe be hosting that show about tiny houses? Think about it.

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

Given what they experienced, I imagine that the shepherds had a hard time going back to that boring job. It's all downhill after a heavenly host. #christmasobservations

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I suppose Jospeh must've helped with the delivery. The sheep sure didn't, and I doubt that the already over-extended innkeeper would've offered that kind of room service. #christmasobservations

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The over-booked innkeeper should get some credit for creative problem solving. #christmasobservations

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

Mary and Joseph's housing dilemma was caused by an inefficient government program. #christmasobservations

[Scott Gilbert @scottdgilbert1]

I'm looking forward to socks and kitchen gadgets this year. I think it's safe to say that some of the magic and wonder of Christmas is gone for me. But hey...cool socks are coming. #christmasobservations