Scott Donie

Grew up afraid of heights and water. Became known for flipping off of high platforms into water.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

While we are sleeping our dream lives consume us completely. Yet when we awaken they are as consequential as a faintly resounding echo -if we remember them at all

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

OK Yankees! Now… LFGM!!!

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Why don’t they automatically put a runner on second in extra innings?

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Thank you San Diego Padres

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

One of the best meals I’ve ever had. In my life. Made by my wife. Tonight. In our home.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

@warrenleightTV Pure Gold. And pure truth. Sad, sad truth.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

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[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Comedy legends Martin Short and Steve Martin appear in their first commercial together for Wells Fargo. https://t.co/GUIMGFyHVi

[CTAM @CTAM]

Wells Fargo promotes credit card with Hulu's Martin, Short. BBDO New York created a "Be a 2%er" campaign to tout Wells Fargo's 2% cash back credit card that stars Steve Martin and Martin Short from Hulu's "Only Murders In The Buildings," who also... https://t.co/CXdVrVg9Xn

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

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[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

@JennyBoylan Miss you. My daughter got accepted to Barnard. Come back please. Will save a lane for you at Dodge.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Drill, drill, drill is equal to “genocide” on our planet. OK Prager U?

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

@Phil_Lewis_ Resilience

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@KVernoff @sagaftra I’m Scotty D!

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@japarsons Yes!!!! I hate it! I thought I was going crazy

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Dear @CitiBikeNYC I have been a lifetime member since you started here in New York City. FYI the new low assist option on e-bikes is dangerous and people are going to get hurt.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

This is real life as told by the realest person I know #SAGAFTRAstrike #SAGAFTRAstrong

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Support writers and actors. Let’s see a massive wave of cancellations of these streaming services

[Warren Leight @warrenleightTV]

Want to support the WGA AND save $20 a month? Cancel Netflix, or Peacock, or Paramount+ and show them the article on the left. Please boost. It's time.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

It’s cool Elon. I’m on both https://t.co/PUjqm6RsYK

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

Do you ever feel like you don’t get stuff done in a timely manner? Could be worse … my neighbor just threw out his Christmas tree.

[Scott Donie @scottdonie]

@DylanAdler6 @Lin_Manuel TWO famous people who stand up for what’s right? The universe is ok.