Scotty

always bringing piss to a shit fight.

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Jesus I give out less cards at Christmas than this ref has in the first 20 minutes. #ENGSLO

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@Bigshirtlesscol He answers 'it was awful' when a waitress asks how his meal was when he's cleaned the plate.

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@Mowgzilla I'd buy it.

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@Mowgzilla

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I can think of 3 shits I've had, that were more enjoyable than England's performance tonight.

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England's forward line has gone missing so badly in this half, you'd think they'd been on holiday in tenerife.

Too soon?

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@BlondieBlonde70 d've...D'VE D'VE D'VE

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FOUR weddings and a funeral and a shorbilled stork.

(Volume on)

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@sam_bambs Bet he rinsed her on the shipping too, the prick.

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@GenevieveD_ Had to be done @gunsnrosesgirl3

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It is national bath day, so share a movie with a bath scene...

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Why do you never hear about ghosts with no clothes on?

"Saw a ghost today"

"Ooh was it a victorian nun, or a WW1 soldier?

"Not sure, they were naked. Massive bush though, so I'm thinking 1970s."

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@TheSiDawson Sssshhhh, he's sleeping.

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Fucking Tim Key. 🤣

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@pullovergirl I'm going to like this just to offset stuff.

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@sam_bambs Not as emotional as Amanda Abbington, who was growing a monkeys tail. 😂

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@Herring1967 There has to have been a 'why haven't we mentioned a bus yet' discussion for that storyline, why else dust off askwith?

Who nailed it to be fair.

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10 minutes in on Inside No.9 and already I'm wondering who I'm not going to see.

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Robin fucking askwith actually showing some acting.

Phwooar. 🤣