There is nothing on God’s green earth slower than a dog who’s been let into the garden for a piss in torrential rain. Biblical downpour, sideways rain, I’m getting fucking waterboarded at the back door and he’s conducting a leisurely botanical survey of the grass.
i’m definitely a homebody but not the “never leave the house” kind. i love being in my own space, doing my little routines and minding my business, but every now and then i do wanna get cute, go eat somewhere good, make a memory and come right back home after. 😂
Left an easter egg at friend's door for daughter, I wrote it was from Charlie, my dog. I'm in the bad books, apparently girl has hd crush on boy in her class, called, Charlie!! She went to shop, bought an egg and took it to his house, 2 streets away. He took it, told her he 1/2
@SarahMillican75@GaryDelaney Waited all the time and you turned away shy lol, we all wanted to cheer with you and stare at 2 of you! I feel weird being proud of a stranger but having seen you at all except one of your tours I am so pleased for you. You deserve all the success in the world ❤️ xxx
When I see tweets like this, I know they’re too young to know about Jade Goody.
Diagnosed with cervical cancer in August 2008 and died March 2009 aged 27.
Go and get your smear test!
I’m shocked at the result in #ImACelebrity tonight, I was convinced he would win! And not that they care what I think but his mum and dad must be so proud of him, as they should, he’s a great shining example to young people!
Y'all, my coworker accidentally took the house keys with her on a girls' night, and her husband was at work... When she realized she was so upset, after one hour he called her. He didn't yell, didn't shout...just asked her if she arrived safely and, finally, told her: "Honey, there's a problem... You took the keys with you, so now I'm at a friend's house but that's okay don't worry. Hit me up when you're free, I'll pick you up, Enjoy your night ily.".... This is why ladies you should always choose a man who's calm & gentle 🥹
Feel like aitch and ginge just can’t believe they are on holiday together lol 🤣❤️. From what I’ve seen so far, their mums should be proud of the boys 👏🏻. #ImACeleb