Scott Lapensee

Detroit, just saying stuff about sports/entertainment and whatever else is going on around the universe.

[BET @BET]

THAT VOICE 😭

Raye gave an incredible performance of Nightingale Lane. at the #BETAwards!

[Horde @wearehorde_]

An absolutely unforgettable performance from the vocal powerhouse RAYE at the #BETAwards

Queen Latifah & Keke Palmer were left in awe 🔥

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in Cleveland...

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@the_det_times People paying attention to anything that dude says is insanity.

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@SpeakEZsports_ Lol, Rob Parker.... didn't know that fucknut still got people putting his dumbass in reports. Get better takes from the dude playing bucket drums outside Comerica.

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@FOX2News An embarrassment that hopefully changes soon

[Juice Springsteen @JuicySteen]

@FightOwensFight Too bad you weren’t there to celebrate with Sami…

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

Donald Trump has been reduced to throwing 250th Birthday parties for about 13 people on the National Mall.

And you, @bennyjohnson, have been reduced to pretending that's a shiny turd.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Y r u crying?

Sami Zayn won the Undisputed WWE Championship. U wouldn’t understand.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?

We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.

1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.

2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.

3. Remove Trump from office. https://t.co/GyYDhcmxyQ

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@patriottakes Imagine if he did it in a tan suit!!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "The president was so humiliated in Hormuz he threw his toys out the stroller and refused to sign the affordable housing bill. That's after he gave some felon donor a no bid contract for the reflecting pool and it filled up with algae, which for some reason required the deployment of the National Guard. And then because of his war and tariffs, inflation rose to over 4%. He promised to bring down prices on day one, do you remember that?"

[zach 🍢 @Cantguardzach2]

The New York Knicks and Sami Zayn won world championships in the same year, the end is truly near

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

Holy shit!!!!
So well deserved for Sami
#WWENOC

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@DanhausenAD @WWE Well deserved and earned.
Congratshausen!!

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

We are the Homeland Security Committee Democrats and we approve this message.

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@MegynKellyShow The same thing was said to Irish people with the last name Kelly back in the day.
Too bad your family stayed.
Cunt.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The Founders Warned Us About Someone Like Trump

@JohnAvlon breaks down how Washington, Hamilton, Madison, and others presaged how a man “unprincipled in private life” and “despotic in his ordinary demeanor” could come along and spoil the American experiment. https://t.co/KXRDqrFbJP

[Scott Lapensee @scottlapensee]

@MLB @MLBPS_US Dumbest system

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: The BBC has turned Donald Trump’s $10 billion defamation lawsuit against them into a January 6 trial against Trump

The BBC is arguing that to win his defamation case, Trump has to prove he did not foment or incite the riot.